Sometimes, You Just Have To Dance Through Your Sexual Battery Allegations

In March, the police began investigating Jackson Mahomes for forcibly kissing the 40-year-old owner of Aspen’s Restaurant and Lounge.

Apparently, Jackson and his squad showed up LIT, Jackson shoved a random waiter then met with the owner of the restaurant about it and elected to grab the owner by her neck and kiss her.

KMBC sat down with the woman at the center of the Jackson Mahomes assault case. She discussed how the now viral video upended her life. More on the story :https://t.co/8VetzVPEvw pic.twitter.com/xgOd08tHI8

— KMBC (@kmbc) August 23, 2023

No wrongdoing here. When Patrick Mahomes’s brother wants a kiss, he gets a kiss. That’s how things go in Kansas City.

Jackson Mahomes is so powerful that the owner, Aspen Vaughn, had to close down her restaurant this month following a wave of negative reviews and a significant drop in revenue. Vaughn also claims the place has been vandalized with pipes being intentionally cut by Jackson supporters.

Most people would feel a way about potentially destroying a woman’s life for no reason other than being super drunk and weaponizing the success of their older brother to make a random human’s existence hell.

But Jackson Mahomes isn’t most people.

No, my man is back on TikTok dancing like this isn’t even happening.

@jacksonmahomesdrafts♬ Paint The Town Red – Doja Cat

Sure, he could apologize or cut that woman a check but there’s another option available: get TikTok likes and views and continue life as usual as if you aren’t directly responsible for turning Aspen Vaughn’s life into a church testimony.

When your brother is the best football player in NFL history, you are allowed to force yourself on anyone you want and do your little dances afterward. Those are the perks of the job.

You get blackout drunk every day, storm through a restaurant with your equally useless friends, and then dance while that restaurant shuts down.

I’m sure all of Jackson’s legal fees will be paid for by his rich brother or his rich father and maybe he’ll get some community service and he’ll convince the person in charge to just sign off on his hours without him ever coming because again, his brother runs the city.

A lottttt more Jackson Mahomes dancing TikToks coming this season. Lock your restaurant doors.

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