With Michael Jordan selling his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets, the alcoholic sociopath had one final draft left in him. Everyone and their mothers said Scoot Henderson was a future NBA star and with the no. 2 pick in the 2023 draft, the Hornets selected Brandon Miller. Scoot Henderson even has an NBA Hall […]
It looks like most of the big free agents have been signed and I’m not waiting for Grant Williams to make a decision so let’s see who won free agency and who lost. Let’s start with the biggest winners: 1. Damian Lillard Congrats to Damian Lillard for finally ending his abusive relationship with the Portland […]
Sometimes I forget how quickly villains are created in The Bachelorette. We’re only in the second week and we already have one of the guys telling Charity that someone else might be there for ‘the wrong reasons’. It’s one of my favorite tropes of the series. Someone appears to be a frontrunner early on. A […]
Ah, Money in the Bank. The time when WWE hands out an automatic title shot to a mid-carder who isn’t ready to be in the title picture yet or else, ya know, they’d already be in the title picture. Let’s see which randoms win the 2023 WWE Money in the Bank: Men’s Money in […]
After 9 unremarkable years in Oakland, the Raiders chose to bench Derek Carr for the final two games of the 2022 season. Upset by the benching, Carr left for New Orleans signing a 4-year $150 million deal with the Saints. In an interview with the Fresno Bee, Derek Carr expressed his anger towards the Raiders […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees beat the brakes off the Las Vegas A’s 11-0 and Domingo German threw a perfect game. DOMINGO GERMÁN HAS THROWN A PERFECT GAME FOR THE YANKEES‼️ (via @Yankees)pic.twitter.com/z9vnVhRtwA — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 29, 2023 German threw a perfect game with only 99 pitches. That’s unbelievable. Most starting pitchers can’t get […]
Free agency starts on July 1st which means we’re only a few days from my favorite time of year. The time when I sit outside on a nice day, refreshing my Twitter feed as Woj and Shams take turns leaking where every player is signing. Let’s specifically focus on the New York Knicks who are […]
One of the last few enjoyments I get from post-Elon Musk Twitter is opening up the app and never knowing whose name is going to be trending and you certainly never know why. Today, people are talking about Peyton Hillis… And unfortunately, I clicked his name and found myself scrolling through the most low-stakes culture […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. Forbidden Door 2023 CM Punk Heel Turn I’ve already written about CM Punk, Kenny Omega, Bryan Danielson and how the 3 of them define a generation but this year’s […]
The Bachelorette is BACK. It feels like I went 2 straight years with nonstop Bachelor programming and then all of a sudden this franchise took an extended hiatus and I had to like, go outside or read books or something else lame and productive. I can’t do Love is Blind anymore. I need one person […]
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have agreed to a cage fight. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight https://t.co/RIJ5SflsGN — BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) June 22, 2023 If Dana White can really get Zuckerberg and Musk into a cage, this will be his first big W in a long time. In the […]
Stefon Diggs has declared war against the Buffalo Bills Earlier this month, Diggs skipped out on mandatory minicamps. There was so much public drama that the team canceled minicamps a day early. Then it was reported Stefon Diggs was upset about not getting enough say in the offense and play-calling. The easy immediate reaction to […]
The 2023 NBA Draft was last week. I love seeing these young men enter the NBA with a clean slate and a smile on their face before we all join forces to dissect all of their decisions and shit on them whenever the opportunity presents itself. I will be mocking literally all of these players […]
Tobias Harris’ father believes his son is an “Assassin scorer”. Here’s what he said on a podcast about the Sixers misusing his son‘s secret talents: “Personally, I don’t think so. The reason I say that, well Tobias is an assassin scorer. I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him. So […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. ESPN Sources: The Washington Wizards are finalizing a deal to send Chris Paul to the Golden State Warriors for a package that includes Jordan Poole and future draft assets. pic.twitter.com/kpNkhqFicp — Adrian Wojnarowski […]
Lance Armstrong is most known for cheating to win little bicycle races. Armstrong has had an interesting life. He won 7 Tour de France titles. Then he had 7 Tour de France titles taken from him because he spent his entire racing career stuffing his veins with HGH and EPO and then individually destroying the […]
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