Lounging, sunny Monday, no clouds, birds chirping, vape fumes attacking future me; Sunday’s disappointments escape me. The New York Giants committed 5 consecutive turnovers, losing to a New Orleans Saints team with an equal chance of winning the Super Bowl as you and I. The New York Yankees—game two of the ALDS in Toronto—clobbered by […]
Last week, rookie Jaxson Dart debuted, palpable hope filled the tri-state area. Threats of tyranny, dread-inducing executive orders raining pain on anyone without a Hamptons beach house. Everything costs every dollar I have. The New York Giants won their first game of the season, I saw my first rainbow of 2025—discovered new food flavors, sent […]
I enjoyed Mare of Eastown. I think. My memory doesn’t expand past my previous sentences. But Kate Winslet, weird-voiced, vaping, I felt represented. HBO’s Task, created by the Mare of Eastown team, stars Mark Ruffalo, as Tom Brandis—FBI agent going through it. The nun, turned FBI college career day recruiter; temporary respite from the field […]
I wasn’t in a hurry to write about the Mark Sanchez stabbing. Not the funniest story in the world. Tucked it in my back pocket (a Google doc I should rename into “shit I’ll never finish”). On Saturday, a “video”, mentioned in every report, meant the full story hadn’t been told. A young man just […]
Yankees AL Wild Card Game 3. They lose, to the Boston fucking Red Sox, I’m doing a terrorism. Have no fear, Cam Schlitter is here. The rook’s got it. Let’s see the 3-1 San Francisco 49ers limp to Los Angeles to battle the 3-1 Los Angeles Rams to maintain first place in a brutal NFC […]
The best actors make fools of themselves. The Bugs Bunny x-gene, able to physically transform into whatever the story demands. They can flatten under a falling piano, shoot like a rocket into space from stepping one toe into boiling hot water, rizz up a threat to their lives. Hover over a cliff. Etc. One Battle […]
24-year-old me; every thought consumed with seeing that hot red head again. 1am. L train. On the way to sin for a quick grin. Could not imagine having the weight and history of the New York Yankees on my shoulders. Phone battery clinging to 8%. I’m 10 stops away, praying she’s not snoring. Why isn’t […]
NEWS: The Browns are making a change at QB. Dillon Gabriel is taking over for Joe Flacco, who will be Cleveland’s backup, per source. Shedeur Sanders will remain third on the depth chart. [image or embed] — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM Joe Flacco’s undeserved Macy’s Parade around the country, cancelled. […]
Sunrise provides fresh opportunities. Death evaded once more. Sunday morning. Eyes open to hope. Proletariat pack pews. Nico croons. Me? Dreams of doing meth with Charlie Sheen and my 7th-grade math teacher. Ms. Farley can’t handle her methamphetamines—believe it or not. Drool wiped to push notifications of Carson Wentz interceptions. We are so back. Aaron […]
On Sunday night football, all eyes were on the lone NBC broadcast. With the New York Giants down 22-9 with about 3 minutes left and the ball on the Kansas City Chiefs 5-yard line—Giants QB, Russell Wilson, had 4 downs—4 opportunities to keep his team in the game. Russell Wilson threw the ball out of […]
As conservatives stap each other in the back—Game of Thrones style—for an opportunity to fill Charlie Kirk’s blood-soaked podcast chair—late-night TV has a new hole in their programming just waiting to be filled by a bootlicker. Jimmy Kimmel was “indefinitely suspended” after mentioning Charlie Kirk’s name. See, it has become illegal to speak about him […]
Last year—the New York Giants finished 31st in scoring. Touchdowns were scarce. Even last week, Week 1 of the year, a fresh start—the Giants were touchdown-less. You have a better chance of waking up next to Charlize Theron than you do of seeing the New York Giants score touchdowns. Until they went to Dallas and […]
Restricted free agency is an antiquated concept in conflict with the current NBA CBA designed to penalize teams for overspending. Jonathan Kuminga and Quentin Grimes are in limbo because no one has the cap space to sign these guys to the contracts they deserve. The Chicago Bulls have finally struck a deal with their restricted […]
Shout out to the NFL for finally giving Amazon good games on Thursday night. I will never forget the Browns and Titans and Jaguars having mid-offs while wearing Madden “Create-a-Team” ass uniforms. This week, Washington flew into Wisconsin to get ragdolled by this Packers defense that received a massive upgrade a week before the season […]
It’s 9/11 in New York. 24 years ago, Osama ruined a ton of people’s lives and sent Americans into an impossible-to-win war in the Middle East. Our current president—has taken that baton from Bin Laden and made it his mission to ruin as many lives as possible—one sexual assault at a time. Donald Trump visits […]
We’ve seen each team play exactly one football which means it’s time to wildly overreact to the smallest sample size possible. Let’s do the first NFL Power Rankings of the year and overreact to the only 4 quarters of football we’ve seen: 32. Miami Dolphins (0-1) Overreaction: Blow up the team. Fire GM Chris […]
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