Look, the holidays can be bruuutal; forcing many of us into rooms with people we simply do not get along with. Financial troubles create anxieties and inadequacies, self-hate, the whole thing. No matter how upset you get over the holidays, here at Deadseriousness, I just want to make something known. And it’s a small thing, […]
4 games left. The final lap. After looking up and down the NFL Week 15 schedule, for like, a solid 4 Mississipis, here are the Most Important, Catastrophic, Alarming storylines: 1. The Eagles have to stomp the Raiders The Las Vegas Raiders are Raidering [derogatory]. From my earliest memories of hearing John Madden […]
So far in this life, I’ve been blessed with never having to “batten down the hatches.” Never have I ever had to fight for my life, against the eye of death, with comrades to my left and right, all trying to survive another sunrise. The Los Angeles Dodgers have run their organization in constant emergency […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness 2025-26 MLB offseason HQ, your home for all MLB offseason content, trade grades, ceiling/floor blogs and everything in between, head here for all MLB offseason updates. Baltimore Orioles sign 1B Pete Alonso to 5-year, $155 million deal By Signing 1B Pete Alonso, The Baltimore Orioles Add The Greatest Home Run […]
This year, James Gunn’s DC experiment officially launched, Superman fighting Lex Luthor is a standard, table-setting adventure that didn’t make me beg for a Superman 2, but also didn’t let Superman watch his father die in a tornado when he could’ve easily saved him with superspeed without anyone noticing. The next DC event is […]
Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore was minding his own business Wednesday. A tough loss to Ohio State and no CFP seed but still preparing for a big game in the prestigious Cheez-It Bowl. When all of a sudden, he was handed a pink slip and rode in the back of a police car to bookings […]
In 2023, the Baltimore Orioles won 101 games (their first time winning 100+ games since 1980), then lost in the ALDS to the Texas Rangers. In 2024, the Baltimore Orioles won 91 games and then lost in the Wild Card Series to the Kansas City Royals. Last season, the Baltimore Orioles finished 75-87—last place in […]
It’s the end of the year, a time when we writers pretend to be gatekeepers and tastemakers, deciding which art deserves preservation, stealing easy engagement with end-of-year wrap-ups. My turn. (Check out my newsletter to read My Top 50 Albums of 2025) Okay, let’s get into it. Here are my 1o favorite films of 2025: […]
RFK Jr. is a crackhead trapped inside a delusion of his elevated, prestigious health and medicine expertise. I’m not sure how many dope fiend years are required to qualify for the honorary heroin PhD program, but former Colts owner Jim Irsay put in his 10,000 hours. Peyton Manning has the neck of a 9-time WWE […]
Today, ESPN reporter and Russian Nesting Doll-bodied Brian Windhorst made an announcement: Giannis Antetokounmpo asked for a trade before the season. This week, folks recognized Giannis removed all Bucks content from social media, the universal indicator of a professional athlete’s unhappiness. The Milwaukee Bucks are 9-13. If the playoffs started today, they wouldn’t even qualify […]
Donald Trump is bad. We don’t need to run through the list of his flaws, I try to keep these articles under 100,000 words. But his attempt to cancel Jimmy Kimmel’s TV show because Kimmel wasn’t being nice to him, a thing a president was almost allowed to do while we all just go to […]
Coming into Sunday’s matchup in Madison Square Garden, the Toronto Raptors were the no. 2 in the East following a 9-game winning streak but most of those wins were against the slim at the bottom of the Eastern Conference trash can. Wins over Brooklyn, Indiana, Washington, Philadelphia, Charlotte. Two of those wins against the Cavaliers, […]
Matthew Stafford and Bryce Young in a battle of clutch no. 1 overall picks. Sam Darnold teabagging his old Vikings squad. Thanksgiving games I have to rewatch because, believe it or not, I was spending time with loved ones. I don’t live in solitude (yet). Let’s give out some Week 13 NFL Awards: Disaster Class […]
Matthew Stafford is 4th all time in comeback victories, behind only Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and two fewer than Ben Roethislberger. Bryce Young had 4 comeback victories this year, in his 3rd career season, the resume starting to look like other first overall draft picks before him, like Matthew Stafford. The Los Angeles Rams came […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor, where we break down a team’s transaction based on the best case scenario and the worst case scenario. Today, we’ve got Dylan Cease joining the AL Pennant winners. BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years — Jon Heyman (@jonheyman.bsky.social) November 26, 2025 at 6:19 […]
The return of Donald Trump. Is racism back? Israel letting the choppa go blocka blocka on the Middle East. An economy devastated by random tariffs, price gauges and an AI bubble that cannot wait to pop. Mass layoffs. Gutting of the healthcare system and all social safety nets. Masked unhireables snatching tias from the local […]
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