Malik Nabers tearing every muscle off the bone, down for the season, hurts. 109 catches for 1,204 yards and 7 touchdowns in 15 games last season. The most talented employee on the payroll. Gone until September. Ow. But the New York Giants have an even bigger challenge to overcome Thursday night against the Philadelphia Eagles. […]
Arizona Cardinals 21-22 home loss to the Titans—the worst team in the NFL—trauma-inducing. Since this article is about legalities, me, a legal expert, will invoke some of my more educated, advanced legal knowledge; some real Murphy’s Law shit went down in Glendale. Win gifted to Tennessee in a bakery box full of the most exotic […]
Trade: Browns are trading QB Joe Flacco and a 6th-round pick to the Bengals for a 5th-round pick. pic.twitter.com/VbIorM9985 — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 7, 2025 The Cincinnati Bengals acquire 40-year-old Joe Flacco and a 6th round pick to the Cleveland Browns in exchange for a 5th. Let’s give out trade grades. Cincinnati Bengals acquire […]
Monday Night Football, 3-1 Jacksonville hosting the defending AFC Champions; Super Bowl runs require Super Bowl confidence—a quality escaping the Jaguars since their 1995 birth. I’m older than the Jaguars. I just gave myself the ick. Hospice care soon cometh. A victory over Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, the Chiefs, in Primetime; Peter Parker with the […]
This Sunday, locked in, eyes on every play. Honestly, Jaxson Dart personally retiring Russell Wilson last week got me back into the NFL season. Um, not so fortunate for my Giants this week but I have something to look forward to again. I’m re-engaged, it’s time to bring back my favorite weekly article, the NFL […]
Lounging, sunny Monday, no clouds, birds chirping, vape fumes attacking future me; Sunday’s disappointments escape me. The New York Giants committed 5 consecutive turnovers, losing to a New Orleans Saints team with an equal chance of winning the Super Bowl as you and I. The New York Yankees—game two of the ALDS in Toronto—clobbered by […]
Last week, rookie Jaxson Dart debuted, palpable hope filled the tri-state area. Threats of tyranny, dread-inducing executive orders raining pain on anyone without a Hamptons beach house. Everything costs every dollar I have. The New York Giants won their first game of the season, I saw my first rainbow of 2025—discovered new food flavors, sent […]
I enjoyed Mare of Eastown. I think. My memory doesn’t expand past my previous sentences. But Kate Winslet, weird-voiced, vaping, I felt represented. HBO’s Task, created by the Mare of Eastown team, stars Mark Ruffalo, as Tom Brandis—FBI agent going through it. The nun, turned FBI college career day recruiter; temporary respite from the field […]
I wasn’t in a hurry to write about the Mark Sanchez stabbing. Not the funniest story in the world. Tucked it in my back pocket (a Google doc I should rename into “shit I’ll never finish”). On Saturday, a “video”, mentioned in every report, meant the full story hadn’t been told. A young man just […]
Yankees AL Wild Card Game 3. They lose, to the Boston fucking Red Sox, I’m doing a terrorism. Have no fear, Cam Schlitter is here. The rook’s got it. Let’s see the 3-1 San Francisco 49ers limp to Los Angeles to battle the 3-1 Los Angeles Rams to maintain first place in a brutal NFC […]
The best actors make fools of themselves. The Bugs Bunny x-gene, able to physically transform into whatever the story demands. They can flatten under a falling piano, shoot like a rocket into space from stepping one toe into boiling hot water, rizz up a threat to their lives. Hover over a cliff. Etc. One Battle […]
24-year-old me; every thought consumed with seeing that hot red head again. 1am. L train. On the way to sin for a quick grin. Could not imagine having the weight and history of the New York Yankees on my shoulders. Phone battery clinging to 8%. I’m 10 stops away, praying she’s not snoring. Why isn’t […]
NEWS: The Browns are making a change at QB. Dillon Gabriel is taking over for Joe Flacco, who will be Cleveland’s backup, per source. Shedeur Sanders will remain third on the depth chart. [image or embed] — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM Joe Flacco’s undeserved Macy’s Parade around the country, cancelled. […]
Sunrise provides fresh opportunities. Death evaded once more. Sunday morning. Eyes open to hope. Proletariat pack pews. Nico croons. Me? Dreams of doing meth with Charlie Sheen and my 7th-grade math teacher. Ms. Farley can’t handle her methamphetamines—believe it or not. Drool wiped to push notifications of Carson Wentz interceptions. We are so back. Aaron […]
On Sunday night football, all eyes were on the lone NBC broadcast. With the New York Giants down 22-9 with about 3 minutes left and the ball on the Kansas City Chiefs 5-yard line—Giants QB, Russell Wilson, had 4 downs—4 opportunities to keep his team in the game. Russell Wilson threw the ball out of […]
As conservatives stap each other in the back—Game of Thrones style—for an opportunity to fill Charlie Kirk’s blood-soaked podcast chair—late-night TV has a new hole in their programming just waiting to be filled by a bootlicker. Jimmy Kimmel was “indefinitely suspended” after mentioning Charlie Kirk’s name. See, it has become illegal to speak about him […]
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