Did Taylor Swift Kick Kanye West Out of the Super Bowl?

Taylor Swift is currently on a once-in-a-generation superstar run. She had an album (I didn’t listen to) turned into the biggest tour (I turned down tickets for) turned into the biggest movie (I didn’t see) turned into the biggest relationship (I don’t give a shit about) turned into the biggest Grammy (an award that has become meaningless) turned into winning the Super Bowl (this one was kind of crazy, not going to lie.

And when someone has a run like this, they can go on power trips. If I was universally praised from the moment my eyes open in the AM, I, too, would control my environment at all times. When you get as popular as Taylor Swift, you just become Professor X capable of shifting reality to your exact specifications.

So when it was reported that Taylor Swift had Kanye West kicked out of the Super Bowl, no one really questioned the validity of the story.

Taylor Swift and Kanye West have had beef since Kanye interrupted her acceptance speech during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards to let everyone know that Beyonce was more deserving of the most sacred of achievements: the MTV VMA for Best Female Video.

Then SEVEN YEARS LATER, Kanye West made the song Famous, claiming to be responsible for the fame of several women like his ex, Amber Rose, and of course, Taylor Swift.

So 7 more years later, no one should be shocked to see Taylor Swift kicking out Kanye West. It’s on sight with these two.

Kanye also mentioned Taylor Swift in his new album but it’s in a song where he brags about being treated like R Kelly and Bill Cosby even though those two men raped women for years and deserved to be imprisoned and Kanye just like, sometimes says weird things and I wish he said less weird things. We don’t need to talk about this song ever again.

Anyway, here’s Kanye West and his prisoner wife at Allegiant Stadium:

Apparently, Kanye West planned to purchase a ticket at the gate so he could sit directly in front of Taylor Swift’s suite and photobomb her every time the CBS broadcast panned to her trying to explain to Ice Spice how the score works and which number was larger than the other.

But TMZ reported Kanye West’s team reached out and said the story is a complete fabrication. And that means the story is a complete fabrication. Kanye West once sat in front of a microphone, on camera, and said Hitler invented microphones. Even then, his team didn’t rush to TMZ to set the record straight.

The story doesn’t even make sense. I imagine Taylor parked her private jet at the top of the stadium and walked off directly into her box seats. She wasn’t standing at the metal detectors outside ruling who may and may not enter the venue.

There were celebrities all over the place. From my knowledge, they did not have to check in with Big Tay before security allowed them through the gates.

What I didn’t realize until right now was the source who claimed Kanye was trying to troll Taylor.

Brandon Marshall couldn’t be more wrong 😂 #IAMATHLETE pic.twitter.com/h3NqYPzFtX

— Ry (@JustRyCole) April 5, 2021

Former NFL wide receiver and future brain to be studied for CTE research, Brandon Marshall, went on his podcast, I Am Athlete, to tell a Kanye story he literally just made up or maybe heard through a game of telephone and didn’t realize Kanye might have said that as a joke to one of his friends that he did not intend to be told on the retired, wounded soldiers chatty hangout hour.

The lesson I hope we all learned here is to ignore Brandon Marshall at all costs. That boy ain’t right.