A week after declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft in a public protest against our universal desire for him to shut the fuck up, Enes Kanter, on his quest to protect women, stopped in Chicago Sunday night—ejected from the Sky/Fever game after trying to fight Natasha Cloud on the baseline. Enes Kanter, looking at the […]
About a lunar cycle ago, Alyssa Thomas faced a 1-game suspension following an uncalled foul against Caitlin Clark, accidentally elbowing Clark above the shoulders in the midst of a fray for the loose ball. No foul was called in the quick action, but after the internet vilified Alyssa Thomas for “attacking” Caitlin, the league stepped […]
Future Hall of Fame talent Alyssa Thomas will begin a 1-game suspension following an uncalled flagrant foul against Caitlin Clark earlier this week. When Caitlin Clark scores 25 points with 10 assists, crickets. When she’s fouled, sound the alarm bells—the WNBA needs a new commissioner; all the women must bend the knee—how dare they attack […]
Admittedly, I took a step back from the WNBA last season. Two years ago, reading the name “Caitlin Clark” made my head ring. I’d see a clip of a common foul with some loud dog whistle like “how much money could Caitlin Clark win suing these primates?” or “these chimps are ruining their meal ticket” […]
Sophie Cunningham is the loudest 5 points a game player in the history of history. I cannot open my phone without a new headline or video clip about the 2022 Most Improved Player 2nd runner-up—the closest she’s ever come to any real on-court achievement in her 7 years of irreleveant professional basketball—only coveted by never […]
The 2025 WNBA Draft may be one of the most important events of recent WNBA history. Last season, more people consumed the product than ever—even if they were only watching games, praying someone fouled Caitlin Clark so they could clip it and post it with a misleading caption to go viral online for literally no […]
The 2025 WNBA Draft is Monday night. I always forget how quickly the WNBA season starts moments after these women played a full year of college ball. The only thing that saved Caitlin Clark from a strange, disappointing rookie campaign was the Paris Olympics—granting Caitlin a few weeks off to just chill for a sec. […]
FULL TRADE DETAILS: Las Vegas Aces receive: — Jewell Loyd — No. 13 pick in 2025 Draft Los Angeles Sparks receive: — Kelsey Plum — No. 9 pick in 2025 Draft Seattle Storm receive: — No. 2 pick in 2025 Draft — Li Yueru https://t.co/Gcqgh1vgcd — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 27, 2025 Absolute blockbuster trade […]
Time after time after time, the WNBA misses opportunities to grow its business. Friday night was their expansion draft for their new Golden State Valkyries franchise and for whatever reason, Caitlin Clark wasn’t selected to the new team. Actually, I do know why Caitlin Clark wasn’t selected: the WNBA has no idea how to make […]
The 2024 WNBA All-Star Weekend was infinitely better than whatever the NBA tried to do this year. These women genuinely cared about the outcome and weren’t just having glorified layup lines. Here are a few lessons I learned from watching this weekend: 1. I wish Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark hated each other Angel […]
The worst NBA Finals of my life are finally over which means it’s time to give the WNBA my full attention. You could make the argument that maybe the WNBA season should’ve started this week instead of during the heart of the NBA playoffs but that’s a conversation for another day. You want to talk […]
Caitlin Clark news is almost always bad. Her existence invites some of the lamest humans on Earth: weirdos who pretend to care about ratings and business. Folks who never have and never will care about the WNBA have become obsessed with telling the rest of us how important Clark is to the health of women’s […]
Caitlin Clark, the savior of women’s basketball, has been under attack since arriving in the WNBA. Every time I unlock my phone, I see a new clip of Caitlin on the receiving end of a cheap shot or flagrant foul. These women cannot contain their hate for the biggest star in the sport’s history. In […]
I was trying to figure out how I would talk about the WNBA this season and it hit me, let’s do some WNBA Power Rankings. They’re an opportunity to talk about each team individually and thankfully for me, there are only 12 teams so it won’t take me weeks to write. This is a massive […]
I am an expert when it comes to scaring the hoes. It was my superpower for most of my life. Some people can dunk. Some people are great at math. I was born with the innate ability to scare the hoes. And based on my years of making girls uncomfortable, I have developed a unique […]
Growing up, it felt like most athletes were foolish Neanderthals. They’d hit homers or catch touchdowns and then say the most confusingly stupid nonsense whenever a microphone was put in front of them. I’m talking Rafael Palmeiro going in front of Congress and angrily saying he’s never done steroids like, a week before he failed […]
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