Many moons ago I dated a girl who was obsessed with celebrities. So much of her life was centered around famous strangers. Oh, one night we had to drive 55 minutes out of the way so we could maybe meet some cast members from Summer House. She and Tua Tagovailoa have something in common. They […]
All weekend, I was trying to figure out how I’d talk about the NFL every week. How can I effectively speak about all the games I obsessively watched all Sunday? There’s only one thing to do: give random, made-up, meaningless awards. Duh. So here are the first official Deadseirousness NFL Week 1 Awards: The Disaster […]
Saquon Barkley should have never been in a New York Giants uniform. Bad teams with bad offensive lines should not acquire expensive shiny running backs. It made no sense for New York to draft him and it made no sense to keep him on the 2024 roster. It also made no sense for the Giants […]
The Kansas City Chiefs ended the Baltimore Ravens 2023 season. Lamar Jackson was the MVP—he should’ve been the most confident man on the field going into their AFC Championship game—but instead, Lamar played like he was trying to prove to US that he deserved it—that he was as great as Mahomes. He lost. Never go […]
I am writing this about 10 hours about the start of the 2024 NFL season, aka the first and last Thursday night game I’ll be watching this year. So I have to rush these takes out before the opening kickoff. Be careful, they are SCORCHING hot takes. Here are my 7 hot takes for the […]
We have finally made it. The 2024 NFL season is here. But there’s still a ton of questions around the league. Fortunately for you, I not only have all the questions but I know all the answers as well. Here are the biggest questions heading into the 2024 NFL season (and the correct answers): […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 New York Jets How did 2023 go? The 2023 Jets won 7 games. CHILLS. Aaron Rodgers ran out […]
With the 2024 NFL season around the corner, let’s make wild predictions about who will win all of these awards based on nothing but hunches, assumptions and gut feelings: The Deadseriousness Way.©️ Here are my 2024 NFLseason awards predictions: Defensive Rookie of the Year: Braden Fiske/Jared Verse Aaron Donald is the greatest defensive lineman of […]
Not too long ago I was listening to a Barry Bonds interview where he gave his theory on why guys didn’t like him. He explained how he never gave any of his teammates hitting tips because he didn’t want to give anyone else an advantage juuuust in case they ended up being opponents down the […]
After watching the Giants lose 10-28 against the Houston Texans in a preseason game on Saturday, I’m ready to say the New York Giants 2024 season is over and they should probably tank for the no. 1 draft pick next year. BUT, that’s not how the NFL works. GM Joe Schoen and head coach Brian […]
The world needs more people like Harrison Butker. People who aren’t afraid to stand in front of a room full of college graduates and preach to them about ‘bad leaders who don’t stay in their lane’. We have a shortage of brave men willing to hold a room hostage in order to share the truth. […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 Arizona Cardinals How did 2023 go? We love the Cardinals, don’t we folks? (No but seriously, I am […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 Atlanta Falcons. How did 2023 go? With the no. 8 pick, the Atlanta Falcons drafted Bijan Robinson, a […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness 2024 NFL Preview where we’re going team-by-team, getting ready for the 2024 season. First, we have the New York Giants. How did 2023 go? Somehow, thanks to the magic of a local Italian boy, the Giants managed to win 6 games after Daniel Jones tore his ACL week 9 behind […]
On April 27th, 2023, Lamar Jackson signed a huge 5-year, $260 million contract. Troy Aikman made $55 million in his entire NFL career. Lamar will be making $51 million to play quarterback in 2026. And now Lamar, like most people in his new tax bracket, is trying to put his boot on a small business […]
This week, Brandon Aiyuk officially requested a trade, after flirting with the idea for years. The San Francisco 49ers aren’t giving him the big payday he believes he deserves and it’s time to find a team that will. He’s coming off the best season of his career scoring 7 TDs and racking up a career-high […]
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