Your 2024 NFL Week 4 Awards are coming a day late because I was traveling all Sunday and had to re-watch these games in the middle of the night. I’m watching more film than Kyler Murray over here. Also, I needed to wait until the Monday Night Football games were over. I assumed Will Levis […]
Football used to be a sport where players could sprint full speed, helmet first, into the spines of a defenseless player leaping in the air with no idea they were about to lose 10 years of their life expectancy. But because a few retired players committed murders and suicides and murder-suicides, the National Football League […]
Brett Favre is known for 3 big things. Being one of the greatest quarterbacks ever despite throwing the ball to the other team more times than any other QB in NFL history. Going to the New York Jets at age 40 and immediately sending a photo of his penis to a Jets reporter he just […]
On Sunday, the San Francisco 49ers suffered a brutal 27-24 loss to a Los Angeles Rams team that was 0-2 coming into the game and the 49ers were up 14 points at halftime. The final three minutes of 49ers vs. Rams was absolutely wild 🎢 pic.twitter.com/YwlSPlJmWV — NFL (@NFL) September 22, 2024 Incredible game on […]
I watched most of NFL Week 3 on my phone in the corner of a catering hall as two people I have never met were wed in the background of the Broncos jumping the Buccaneers. Not my best Sunday evening but I had to give out these awards so their nuptials had to take a […]
NFL Week 2 was chaos. Two weeks into the 2024 NFL season and I have no idea what is going on. The Kansas City Chiefs are pretty good, believe it or not, but the rest of the NFL is a mystery. But in the chaos rises champions. Winners. Award winners to be more specific. So […]
The New York Giants came to life on Sunday against the Washington Commanders after looking like an XFL team in Week 1 against the Minnesota Vikings. Their offense moved the ball, scoring 3 touchdowns and looking like a functional NFL operation. Their defense held Washington to zero touchdowns and didn’t allow themselves to become supporting […]
Football is a brutal sport. Learned that on the first day of 7th grade practice. One Oklahoma drill had me gasping for air. When I suggest these players retire early, I’m speaking from experience. Tua Tagovailoa suffered his 4th concussion on Thursday night following a collision with Damar Hamlin, a scene scripted by the devil. […]
Many moons ago I dated a girl who was obsessed with celebrities. So much of her life was centered around famous strangers. Oh, one night we had to drive 55 minutes out of the way so we could maybe meet some cast members from Summer House. She and Tua Tagovailoa have something in common. They […]
All weekend, I was trying to figure out how I’d talk about the NFL every week. How can I effectively speak about all the games I obsessively watched all Sunday? There’s only one thing to do: give random, made-up, meaningless awards. Duh. So here are the first official Deadseirousness NFL Week 1 Awards: The Disaster […]
Saquon Barkley should have never been in a New York Giants uniform. Bad teams with bad offensive lines should not acquire expensive shiny running backs. It made no sense for New York to draft him and it made no sense to keep him on the 2024 roster. It also made no sense for the Giants […]
The Kansas City Chiefs ended the Baltimore Ravens 2023 season. Lamar Jackson was the MVP—he should’ve been the most confident man on the field going into their AFC Championship game—but instead, Lamar played like he was trying to prove to US that he deserved it—that he was as great as Mahomes. He lost. Never go […]
I am writing this about 10 hours about the start of the 2024 NFL season, aka the first and last Thursday night game I’ll be watching this year. So I have to rush these takes out before the opening kickoff. Be careful, they are SCORCHING hot takes. Here are my 7 hot takes for the […]
We have finally made it. The 2024 NFL season is here. But there’s still a ton of questions around the league. Fortunately for you, I not only have all the questions but I know all the answers as well. Here are the biggest questions heading into the 2024 NFL season (and the correct answers): […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 New York Jets How did 2023 go? The 2023 Jets won 7 games. CHILLS. Aaron Rodgers ran out […]
With the 2024 NFL season around the corner, let’s make wild predictions about who will win all of these awards based on nothing but hunches, assumptions and gut feelings: The Deadseriousness Way.©️ Here are my 2024 NFLseason awards predictions: Defensive Rookie of the Year: Braden Fiske/Jared Verse Aaron Donald is the greatest defensive lineman of […]
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