There was a point in time when Lavar Ball alllllllmost had all three of his sons playing in the NBA and whatever wish he made with the monkey paw he found buried in his backyard one night had almost come true. But like the Manning family, Peyton and Eli had NFL careers while Cooper, uh, […]
Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension. Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf — Adam […]
Last month, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell ran out of batteries in a press conference that should’ve made everyone step back and move to replace the 81-year-old who looks like he is frequently visited by the ghosts of his dead loved ones. This week, it happened again as an aide had to rush to McConnell’s […]
In 2022, Tom Brady was the most divorced man in the world. He sucked at his job and he looked like he had skipped several meals because it’s difficult to maintain your appetite when you’re weeping. Until he was spotted getting cozy with Russian model and the mother of Bradley Cooper’s child, Irina Shayk. Tom […]
Noah Lyles is a 26-year American sprinter who just won his third straight 200-meter title at the World Athletics Championship in Budapest over the weekend. That’s very good for him but I already don’t care. He didn’t break any records. He didn’t get caught doing steroids. The man ran fast and got a trophy. Sick. […]
In October 2020, Donald Trump announced he and his dead-eyed wife had tested positive for Coronavirus. It was one of the most hilarious nights of my life. After spending so much time pretending COVID wasn’t happening as all of our loved ones were attached to ventilators and having their dead bodies piled up in the […]
Growing up, Cam’ron and Mase for two of my favorite rappers but rap is an unfortunate game that doesn’t often see a ton of longevity. So it’s cool to see Cam’ron and Mase make an impact in the podcast space talking sports. Earlier this week, the hosts of It Is What It Is announced their […]
In March, the police began investigating Jackson Mahomes for forcibly kissing the 40-year-old owner of Aspen’s Restaurant and Lounge. Apparently, Jackson and his squad showed up LIT, Jackson shoved a random waiter then met with the owner of the restaurant about it and elected to grab the owner by her neck and kiss her. KMBC […]
Sage Steele is on a press tour telling everyone how silenced her voice was at ESPN and how she’s biracial or something. Her message is kind of all over the place but she recently told a story about the late Barbara Walters that has my full attention. Here’s what she told Megyn Kelly in a […]
Singer Baby Storme had a vision for a perfect music video—she and her friends dancing in the local Target—but those dreams became a nightmare when a racist Target employee called the police on her. Here is some of the footage she captured before the pigs came to take a black queen down. Black musical artist […]
We are currently celebrating Hip Hop’s 50th anniversary and you couldn’t talk about this art form without mentioning some of the famous rap beefs over the years. From Jay Z vs. Nas to Bigge vs. Tupac to 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule, we all remember what was happening in our lives when these major wars […]
Rachel Zegler is set to star in the new live-action remake of Snow White because Disney decided one day they will be re-making all of their classic animated movies so they can steal millions of dollars from a new generation of children raised by Disney adults. Unfortunately for Disney, Rachel Zegler hates Snow White and […]
Tiffany Gomas is the name of the woman who went viral a few weeks back when she freaked out on an airplane. Longer video of Tiffany Gomas Gomas on the plane. I haven’t seen an alien yet. pic.twitter.com/B8WdCLrPoX — Marty. (@Atwitisborn) August 13, 2023 Reality escaped Tiffany. She screamed “that motherfucker is not real”, causing […]
Lil Tay was an internet darling—what feels like 900 years ago—as a little Asian girl who was talking like a ratchet girl from the hood. What’s funnier than that?? It’s what the culture was begging for. We needed to know what Awkwafina would have been like if she was clout-chasing in elementary school. Here’s an […]
Wayne Brady has had 4 waves over the course of his career. Brady’s first wave was being the lowkey most talented member of the Whose Line Is It Anyway cast, singing and dancing his way into our hearts. This man was on my television every single night. He was astronomically more talented than the host, […]
In 2020, Tory Lanez (allegedly) shot Meg the Stallion in the foot following a long day of drinking and arguing at Kylie Jenner’s pool party. One of the nastiest sentences I’ve written. It was very clear this was a strange lover’s quarrel ending in typical fashion: kicking your girl out of the car, pulling a […]
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