I don’t know if this is strictly a New York thing or if it’s all of America but I think we’ve gotten pretty good at ignoring warnings from the local news. This week, NYC recorded the worst air quality in the city’s history thanks to roaring Canadian wildfires in the north turning the entire sky […]
Earlier this month, we found out 79-year-old Robert De Niro had a newborn baby with his 44-year-old girlfriend. This week, we’ve learned 83-year-old Al Pacino is joining the elderly dad club with his 29-year-old girlfriend. Ew. Now, there isn’t anything like, illegal, about what these two elderly men are doing. Both of their partners are […]
Brett Favre is famous for stealing government money that was designated for welfare recipients in Mississipi and using that money to renovate the volleyball facility at his daughter’s college. Some people also know him as the guy who used to throw footballs to the opposing team all season long. It should shock no one that […]
The Kentucky Derby is one of my favorite events of the year. It typically marks the beginning of the summer as people with far more money than I’ll ever make, fly into Kentucky wearing the most obnoxious hats ever crafted and pretending to enjoy mint juleps and shit. And if you’re hanging out with Wes […]
Steven Crowder is a failed stand-up comedian turned alt-right podcast loser who streams himself crying and complaining about the snowflake libs who, to him, are the ones crying and complaining about everything. Crowder living in an entirely different reality might explain everything I’m about to describe in this article. This week, Crowder went on his […]
From the moment Kliff Kingsbury got fired by the Arizona Cardinals and purchased a one-way flight to Bangkok, I’ve had Google alerts set up for the word ‘Thailand’. In my quest to track down one of the worst head coaches in modern sports history, I accidentally stumbled upon my new favorite couple. A 70-year-old woman […]
Some people go to work, collect their paychecks and then go home. Some people go to work and have sex with their subordinates while their wife films it. Banks County Elementary School Principal Dana Simmons fits more into the latter. Let’s see what we down during recess: A Georgia elementary school principal and a gym […]
I feel like if I want to take Deadseriousness to the next level, I need to present myself as someone who is in the know. Someone who is the face of new trends. If hypebeast nerds in Brooklyn are going crazy for new shoes then I need to be out here standing online for some […]
Batgirl is one of my favorite superheroes. She is one of the rare characters whose origin story isn’t the result of one of her parents exploding in a fire or whatever. She essentially volunteers to be Batman’s sidekick. So I was hyped as hell when DC greenlit a Batgirl movie for HBO Max back in […]
I think I once read a theory claiming everyone on Earth has a doppelganger somewhere because there are a finite amount of available genes. Or maybe that’s something I heard in a terrible movie with a very similar plot to what 23-year-old Sharaban K. is accused of doing. Here’s what this woman woke up and […]
Girl’s JV basketball is often prettyyyy tough to watch. Well, let me make it clear: ALL JV sports are tough to watch. The best kids are playing for private teams outside of school. The good kids are on varsity and JV is left with the kids who don’t care enough to practice and get better […]
I don’t often pay attention to the inner workings of the Twitch streets mainly because I’m fully aware I am not the target audience for all these maniacs shouting slurs as they play video games I’ve never heard of. Not for me. But you get my full attention when you turn your camera on to […]
Young Thug is one of my favorite rappers but he’s making it very difficult to defend him while he’s currently on trial for a RICO charge following years worth of surveillance and investigating by the Atlanta Police Department who have audio recordings of Thugger calling in hits on people before going in the booth and […]
On October 21, 2021, Alec Baldwin pointed what he believed was a prop gun directly at the camera and shot Cinematographer Halyna Hutchins when the fake gun fired. He also wounded the film’s director, Joel Souza. As I’m sure you are aware, you cannot shoot people in cold blood at work so this became a […]
Carole Baskin is a woman who should have never been allowed to become famous but thanks to Netflix and a global pandemic, we all know this loser and her obsession with stealing Tigers from the wild and pretending to be a hero for it. Also thanks to the Tiger King doc, we know that Carole […]
We’ve all done some clown stuff at work before. Some people have shown up late. Some people have called out pretending to be sick when they actually just want the day off. And some people casually have sex with all of their coworkers. A small Tennessee police station has been rocked by allegations of wild […]
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