Monday morning is tough for all of us but no one had a rougher one than Selena Gomez—who went opened up her Instagram app to post herself crying about her Mexican people being under attack by the Trump administration sending ICE out to round up anyone with an accent and send them to [insert name […]
Last week, Mark Zuckerberg went on the Joe Rogan podcast looking like a surburban coke dealer’s favorite client, and said he believed companies need more ‘masculine energy’. “I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” Zuckerberg said during his nearly three-hour conversation with Rogan, adding, “Masculine energy is good, and obviously, […]
I’ve always wanted to be a part of history but I was born too late to storm the beaches of Normandy and born too early to help Earth win the Galaxy Wars against the Martians. Over the weekend, I was finally able to secure my place in American history for generations to remember me. I […]
This Fox Sports sex scandal is hilarious. Hairdresser, Noushin Faraji, aired out all of Fox Sports with a lawsuit with extremely funny allegations. I mean, it sucks for the victims and all that but this is a big event for all of sports media and if Deadseriousness wants to become one of the big dogs, […]
I was stunned this morning to see Aubrey Plaza’s husband, Jeff Baena, had passed away over the weekend. Jeff Baena, writer and director who was married to Aubrey Plaza, has died by suicide, @TMZ reports. He was 47. pic.twitter.com/JNyLzYe76t — Pop Crave (@PopCrave) January 4, 2025 Absolutely stunning. And not because a young man passed […]
I cannot believe the insanity I am seeing on my social media feeds after the cold, brutal murder of United Healthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, by sociopath, Luigi Mangione. People seem to be celebrating this homicide as they cheer for the rich—the people who are the real backbone of this country—to become victims of random violence. […]
For years, people have asked themselves if they’d rather receive half a million dollars or dinner with Jay-Z, with the answer obviously being dinner with Jay-Z. What is the point of having $500K without Jay telling you how to properly spend and invest it? One dinner with Jay-Z and he’ll give you all the game […]
If the ending of 2024 has shown us anything, it’s that us Americans aren’t lying down and allowing oligarchs to reign over our lives. From the Donald Trump assassination attempt to the UnitedHealthcare CEO getting gunned down in the middle of Manhattan in broad daylight—we are no longer letting the 1% tread on us. Which […]
There is nothing on this Earth I care more about than maintaining a level playing field in women’s college volleyball—which is why I love Boise State Volleyball for forfeiting two regular season games and now a tournament game against San Jose State because they have a trans woman on the team. You have to respect […]
Tyrese Haliburton’s profile is blossoming. The best passer in the NBA just led the Indiana Pacers to the Eastern Conference Finals (thanks to every player on the Knicks using their final hours of sick time before the season ended), got to sit courtside at the Paris Olympics to watch Team USA win gold from the […]
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. How can anyone give you what you want if they don’t know what you want? Colorado star, Travis Hunter, went on a podcast—hosted by RGIII and his weird ass wife from a war-torn Eastern European nation who sits quietly next to him—to give his argument for why he should […]
The Philadelphia 76ers are STACKED this season. They crushed the offseason bringing in superstar, Paul George to replace Tobias Harris, a guy who would prefer to stand in the corner and watch the game instead of participating in it. So no one should bat an eye that Joel Embiid told ESPN he won’t ever play […]
In the first 4 games of his NFL career, Malik Nabers immediately established himself as the best wide receiver in the league—capable of singlehandedly dominating a game despite catching balls from a guy who rarely throws with his eyes open and will stumble over his own cleats at least once a game. Until he suffered […]
The Buffalo Bills go into Week 5 sitting a 3-1. They have an AFC-leading +39 point differential and although they just got bloodlet by the Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo still looks like a genuine Super Bowl contender. 35-year-old Von Miller, has revitalized his career. Miller has a sack in all 3 games he’s played this season. […]
Football used to be a sport where players could sprint full speed, helmet first, into the spines of a defenseless player leaping in the air with no idea they were about to lose 10 years of their life expectancy. But because a few retired players committed murders and suicides and murder-suicides, the National Football League […]
Brett Favre is known for 3 big things. Being one of the greatest quarterbacks ever despite throwing the ball to the other team more times than any other QB in NFL history. Going to the New York Jets at age 40 and immediately sending a photo of his penis to a Jets reporter he just […]
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