I was in the midst of writing an article about how absurd Kyrie Irving’s punishment was. After posting a link to an incredibly stupid antisemitic documentary on his Instagram and then refusing to apologize or even acknowledge the dumb shit in the movie, the Brooklyn Nets suspended him until he completed a list of weird […]
Josh Allen injured his elbow in Sunday’s big fat L to the New York Jets and for some reason, it’s being brushed under the rug as some small situation when in actuality, it could completely derail the Bills hopes of winning any meaningful games. Coach McDermott: Josh Allen is day-to-day and we will see if […]
Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop, Trea Turner, is entering free agency. To prepare for his big payday, Turner released a hype video with a voiceover from Jon Hamm. First of all, very strange move by a 3-time All-Star to drop a hype video. Does Trea Turner think the 30 MLB GMs don’t know who he is? […]
Brett Favre is the biggest asshole on planet Earth. He is in the midst of a very disgusting court case surrounding him stealing millions of Mississipi welfare funds to pay for his daughter’s college volleyball team and now we’re learning what else that money was used for. Apparently, Favre helped fund two drug companies—Prevacus and […]
The New York Giants are 6-2 looking to come off their bye week and keep the miracle season alive. Unfortunately, their star safety and defensive captain Xavier McKinney didn’t make it out of the bye week unscathed. pic.twitter.com/qElmcLKsSW — Xavier McKinney (@mckinney15__) November 7, 2022 McKinney says he was on a guided sightseeing tour when […]
I don’t watch much wrestling these days but one of the benefits of Crown Jewel is that the PPV happens at 1pm instead of 9pm so I can actually watch it without feeling like a weirdo wasting my Saturday night watching Rey Mysterio’s son be awkward in the ring. We’ll ignore how gross it is […]
Today, the Indianapolis Colts fired head coach Frank Reich. With a 3-5-1 record this season, the Colts are now looking at ESPN analyst, Jeff Saturday, to save their franchise. I recommend NFL teams not hire guys who they see on TV that morning. Personally, if I were looking for a coach, I’d probably hire a […]
The Knicks just suffered one of the most embarrassing losses in recent memory taking a 112-99 L against the Atlanta Hawks at home. At one point in the second quarter, the Knicks led 51-28. We were about to see a bloodbath at Madison Square Garden. Andddd then the Hawks went on a 79-37 run and […]
I didn’t want to write about Josh Primo because it felt odd to pile onto a literal teenager for making a life-altering mistake. We all know you cannot take your genitals out at work and spending 1,000 words wagging my finger at a 19-year-old didn’t seem like a valuable use of any of our time. […]
The Los Angeles Clippers have played 7 games this season. Their best player, Kawhi Leonard, has participated in only 2 of those games due to ‘knee management’ or some shit. Kawhi missed the entire 2021-22 season with an ACL injury and now it appears as though his knee is still busted. There is nothing wrong […]
It sucks that in 2022 I have to sit down and write an article to explain that it’s bad to blame Jewish people for everything but Kyrie Irving and Kanye West have flooded the news cycle with antisemitic bullshit under the guise of black empowerment so here we are fighting Nazis again. Kyrie Irving has […]
The New York Giants were on a miraculous 4-game winning streak. They beat back-to-back MVPs (Aaron Rodgers and Lamar Jackson). They beat up Chicago and Jacksonville. They were the second-best team in the NFC. Until Richie James decided he was done with all that winning. AGAIN!!! CHAOS IN SEATTLE 😨 📺: #NYGvsSEA on FOX 📱: […]
I’ve avoided dunking on Russell Wilson this season because the jokes are over once the least funny people you know start making their own low-quality memes. And you know the people I’m talking about. They probably have Barstool in their usernames or follow Clay Travis. But every time I’m bored of the Russell Wilson discourse, […]
The Kansas City Chiefs acquired 2nd-year wide receiver, Kadarius Toney, from the New York Giants in exchange for a 3rd and 6th round draft pick. Toney was selected no. 20 overall and has played a grand total of 12 games out of a possible 24 mainly because he’s been nursing injuries. In his brief playing […]
The New York Giants are 6-1. They are one of the best teams in football. New head coach, Brian Daboll, seems to be receiving all of the credit for the wins while Daniel Jones seems to just be another guy with a parking space at the team facility along with the backup linebackers and waterboys. […]
This week, Britney Griner appealed her 9-year sentence on drug charges in Russia. That appeal was denied and Griner is being transferred to a prison colony after already being detained since February. Insane to me that the world isn’t stopping to address this. Griner is going to a prison in which inmates are beaten and […]
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