Tennessee Titans OL Dennis Daley Begging for Pussy on Instagram Isn't the Best Look

Dennis Daley is having a tough year.

The Tennesee Titans went 7-10 and missed the playoffs.

Daley was tasked with replacing 3-time All-Star, Taylor Lewan, who missed the year with a knee injury.

Unfortunately, Dennis Daley was statistically one of the worst offensive linemen in the entire NFL.

Oh, he also got called out for swan-diving headfirst into a woman’s DMs and begging for crumbs of pussy.

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Let’s break down what happened here.

Dennis Daley went into vanish mode in order to ask Instagram user @piper_xfit the price of her vagina.

It appears he set the tone off right by immediately asking if he could fly her out and hang for the grand prize of $300.

There are weird gambling companies that ask if they could sponsor Deadseriousness for $300 and I turn it down immediately. And I currently one overdraft fee away from living under a bridge.

$300 is a nasty number.

He follows that up by saying “I just wanted to link babe” before sending a cash bag emoji.

One singular cash bag emoji is more money than $300.

I always figured that emoji was at least a grand but nope, that’s $300 for Dennis Daley—ONE OF THE WORST OFFENSIVE LINEMEN IN THE WORLD.

She rebuttals by saying she won’t have that conversation for anything less than $10k. That’s expensive for most of us. I don’t think I’ve ever had $10k in my bank account so I certainly can’t afford to cash app that to random girls on Instagram for like, 3-4 minutes of sex.

But if you’re an NFL player, you can’t be caught negotiating the pussy price. The girls either need to come to you or you need to offer a blank check. $300 from a professional athlete is insulting as hell.

If you continue to read through the extremely embarrassing messages this woman posted, you’ll see Dennis Daley completely unable to comprehend why she is so mad that he offered her 3 $100 bills for sex and instead, goes off on her about how tough his year was and how hard it is to be a black man in America.

I was prepared to dunk on him for how willingly obtuse he is about her anger but honestly, bringing up his mental health and playing the victim is the best move you can make (outside of apologizing and ya know, being a normal human). Once Dennis Daley realized he totally fumbled the pussy, he turned the exchange into a therapy session to vent about how hard his life is.

But that sympathy ends when you remember that this is literally how Deshaun Watson got caught sexually assaulting 20+ women. Both Deshaun Watson and Dennis Daley are fully aware that there are plenty of women you can have sex with for $300 but the exciting part to them is convincing a girl to do something they don’t want to do.

Again: Dennis Dailey was one of the worst offensive linemen in the NFL and instead of working on his game in the offseason, he’s drunk messaging girls and begging for pussy. Sad way to go out, brother. I hope he saves that $300. I don’t see a long NFL career in his future.