After serving an 11-game suspension for being a sex pest and begging every local Houston massage therapist to touch his little pee pee, Deshaun Watson finally makes his triumphant return to the NFL this Sunday as the Cleveland Browns play his former team, the Houston Texans. Such a heartwarming underdog story happening right before our […]
Indiana Pacers rookie, Bennedict Mathurin, had something exciting to say about LeBron James prior to being drafted this summer. Here’s what he told the Washington Post: “A lot of people say he’s great,” Mathurin said. “I want to see how great he is. I don’t think anybody is better than me. He’s going to have […]
Zach Wilson went from the no. 2 pick with the keys to the New York Jets franchise to the spoiled whiny inactive backup QB who complains when his breastmilk isn’t warm enough for him. All thanks to Mike White. With Mike White everybody eats B! Elijah Moore welcome back!pic.twitter.com/FYYlJy1ir1 — Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) November 27, […]
I’ve experienced so much joy this season watching the world realize Matt Rhule is a scammer who has no idea how to coach a winning football program and now I am being punished for my hubris as Rhule will be the new head coach of my Nebraska Cornhuskers. Nebraska is hiring Matt Rhule as their […]
Welcome to Deadseriousness NBA Power Rankings where we don’t just rank who the best teams are. You have access to the standings. You can see very easily who the best teams are. Not sure why you need this site to rank them for you. This week, Anthony Davis comes alive, Ben Simmons looks healthy and […]
This week, a photo resurfaced of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in 1957 standing in a crowd of white kids shouting at the six black teenagers walking into North Little Rock High School in Arkansas as segregation ended. Wow, so Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was one of the bullies trying to stop his Black classmates […]
When the New York Knicks selected Kevin Knox no. 9 overall in the 2018 NBA Draft, the city thought they were getting a young athletic shooter made of clay to be molded into a potential star. Unfortunately, the Knicks have no idea how to develop talent and David Fizdale was a sociopath smiling while the […]
Shams Charania is a man who has dedicated his entire life to being the first guy to learn and share about any and all NBA player transactions. The Hoop Central is a Twitter account that posts memes and gained a following shitting on players. This week we learned they are one entity. The owner of […]
On Wednesday night, the New Orleans Pelicans traveled to Texas and beat the brakes off the San Antonio Spurs in a 129-110 victory. Zion Williamson had one of the best games of his career and was immediately asked about food after the game. “You tryna set me up….no matter what I answer I give, social […]
We’ve made it to NFL Week 12 and most importantly, Thanksgiving Day. This is the week we truly separate the contenders from the pretenders or whatever dumb segment they will 1000% run on NFL Live this week. Here are the 4 must-watch NFL Week 12 games: 1. New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys While […]
This week, there were rumors of the Houston Astros interest in signing Anthony Rizzo which would have been a knife in the face to a Yankees team they just ragdolled in the playoffs on their way to winning another World Series. The Rizzo deal is for 2 years, $34M with a club option for $17M […]
The Los Angeles Rams are 3-7 and currently having one of the worst Super Bowl hangovers in NFL history. These boys stink. And with “star” quarterback Matty Stafford still recovering from a concussion and backup John Wofford battling a neck injury, the Rams are ready to break glass in case of emergency. Enter Bryce Perkins. […]
Thanksgiving is around the corner which means we’re about a month away from 2023. This is a strange NBA season where the Utah Jazz are unstoppable and the Golden State Warriors are incredibly stoppable. There are a lot of teams struggling to keep their heads above water and it’s far easier to replace a coach […]
On Monday night, the Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers played in the NFL’s annual Mexico City game. The Cardinals were squashed 10-38. With Kyler Murray out nursing a hamstring injury, Arizona didn’t stand a chance. Oh, and one of their coaches—Sean Kugler—went out and sexually assaulted a random woman before returning home There […]
Everyone and their mothers are ready to throw Zach Wilson off the Verrazano Bridge after the Jets gross 3-10 loss to the New England Patriots on Sunday. From fans to the media to teammates in the locker room, Zach Wilson has become public enemy no. 1. Let’s take a look at how he performed this […]
28-year old Blake Martinez has announced his official retirement from the NFL this week. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Blake Martinez (@blake_martinez50) Always love when a young man quits the game before his brain gets turned into maple syrup and he’s holding a gun to the head of […]
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