Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Milwaukee Bucks were 58-24, good enough for the no. 1 seed in the East. Naturally, you’d think the team with a Top 5 defense and the best record in the conference would have […]
Steven Crowder is a failed stand-up comedian turned alt-right podcast loser who streams himself crying and complaining about the snowflake libs who, to him, are the ones crying and complaining about everything. Crowder living in an entirely different reality might explain everything I’m about to describe in this article. This week, Crowder went on his […]
We’re about 20 games into the 2023 MLB season and the Rays almost went 162-0 while the Oakland A’s plan to quietly move to the team to Nevada while no one’s paying attention. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Tampa Bay Devil Rays Record: 21-5 Last Week: 3 The Devil Rays finally […]
The 2023 NFL Draft first round is complete. The picks are in. That little teeny tiny quarterback from Alabama was taken no. 1 overall. A bajillion trades were made for no reason. Everyone’s mock drafts were wrong. And with every major event, there are winners and there are certainly winners. Let’s start off with the […]
Last week, ESPN baseball reporter, Marly Rivera, got into a verbal disagreement with freelance TV reporter, Ivon Gaete, as Rivera and Gaeta waited behind Aaron Judge for an interview while he was signing baseballs for children. Here’s a clip of what went down: The moment that ended Marly Rivera Couldn’t have happened to a worse […]
Following the end of the 2023 women’s March Madness tournament, Louisville star guard, Hailey Van Lith, quietly entered the transfer portal. Van Lith was a McDonald’s High School All-American before heading to Louisville and being vital in their recent success including a trip to the Final Four two seasons ago. After averaging a career-high 19.7 […]
The Knicks just dragged the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 5 to advance to the next round of the playoffs. Going into this series, the narrative was that Cleveland had a frontcourt advantage with All-Star Jarrett Allen and Defensive Player of the Year runner-up Evan Mobley. But no one accounted for the Knicks secret weapon: Mitchell […]
Ime Udoka was the Prince That Was Promised. In his first season ever as a head coach, he led the Boston Celtics to 51 wins and a trip to the NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors. Everyone on the Celtics reached their full potential and Udoka was looking like the best head coach in […]
All eyes will be on the Carolina Panthers and Houston Texans who have the numbers 1 and 2 picks while also having clear holes at the quarterback position. So while everyone is debating whether Bryce Young is too small or if Anthony Richardson is the next Josh Allen or if CJ Stroud is too black, […]
Two seasons ago, the Knicks made the playoffs for the first time in 8 years thanks to the Most Improved Player, Julius Randle, and Coach of the Year, Tom Thibodeau. And they were immediately sent on vacation thanks to Trae Young. It was Trae’s first career playoff series but it didn’t matter. He averaged 29 […]
Dillon Brooks is currently facing something that many of us spend our entire lives trying to avoid. Brooks is facing the consequences of his actions creeping up on him and in about a week, Dillon Brooks may need to learn how to drive a forklift soon because if the Memphis Grizzlies lose in the first […]
The Knicks Cavs Game 4 was the most important game of the series. The Knicks took a 102-93 victory at home and go up 3-1 against a Cleveland team that simply isn’t good enough to hang with them. The Knicks appear more ready for the big moment while the Cavs look ready for their summer […]
There is something about the NBA Playoffs that make certain players shrink in big moments and turns other players into giants among men capable of physically and mentally willing themselves to greatness. Jimmy Butler falls in the latter. JIMMY. BUTLER. 50 BALL. 🤯 pic.twitter.com/A2JSftABpe — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 25, 2023 Game 4’s are […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Trade compensation, per sources: Jets get: 🏈Aaron Rodgers, pick No. 15, a 2023 5th-rd pick (No. 170). Packers get: 🏈Pick No. 13, a 2023 2nd-rd pick (No. 42), a 6th-rd pick (No. 207), […]
Charly Arnolt is a former WWE backstage interview and ESPN SportsCenter anchor. She now works for Clay Travis’s Outkick which is Barstool Sports for people who wish Barstool would stop being so subtle about their racism and turn that shit all the way up. Here’s what Arnolt said of the move to the shallow end […]
This week, the NFL suspended 5 players (4 Detroit Lions and one Washington Commander) for betting on sports games. Lions wide receiver Quintez Cephus, safety C.J. Moore and Commanders defensive end Shaka Toney have been suspended indefinitely. They have to apply for reinstatement in a year and beg for their careers back. Lions receivers, Jameson […]
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