Don’t you just hate it when you spend all of your free time begging local massage therapists to leave their studios and meet you in hotel rooms or at your house so you can leverage your celebrity to pressure professional women into becoming sex workers against their will and then suddenly the whole world hates […]
The Boston Celtics season ended at home in an 84-103 Game 7 beatdown to the Miami Heat. Jaylen Brown was 1-for-9 from 3 and committed 8 turnovers—one of the nastiest games you’ve ever seen. BREAKING: Boston Celtics star Jaylen Brown has agreed to a five-year, $304 million supermax contract extension with the franchise, per sources. […]
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Lana Del Rey is one of the most fascinating artists of our generation. Her first big hit, Summertime Sadness came out in 2012—one of the worst years in music history. Carly Rae Jepsen, Fun and Gotye dominated the charts. You couldn’t leave the house without hearing “I’m Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO. We […]
On Friday night, Lionel Messi made his Major League Soccer debut for Inter Miami. Naturally, the greatest soccer player of all time did greatest soccer player of all time stuff. 94TH-MINUTE WINNER. OFF A FREE KICK. ON HIS DEBUT. LEO MESSI 👑 (via @MLS)pic.twitter.com/zwp6gcevZI — B/R Football (@brfootball) July 22, 2023 Game, blouses. Duh. Friday […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. Blood & Guts Wednesday night’s Dynamite was the culmination of a long feud between The Elite and the Blackpool Combat Club. Blood and Guts. A match that is […]
Shohei Ohtani is the best baseball player on planet Earth and instead of giving him all of the money they can, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are looking to trade him before the August 1st trade deadline. He is the best hitter by miles. He is one of the best starting pitchers too. At […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees were beat 3-7 by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim thanks in large part to Carlos Rodon pitching like he was in some meaningless charity softball where every runner he allowed on base was another $100 donated to the cause. Rodon pitched 4.1 innings, giving up 4 hits, 5 walks […]
Evan Fournier had a roughhhh 2022-23 season with the New York Knicks. In 2021, the Knicks gave Fournier a 4-year $78 million deal. He started in all 80 games he played, averaging 14 points a night while shooting 39% from 3. Oh, and that Knicks team went 37-45 in Fournier’s first season with the team. […]
Ja Morant will be starting next season with a 25-game suspension following an Instagram Live video where he was waving a gun just a few months after he was already suspended for doing the same lame shit. Some people fear Ja isn’t learning his lesson and he refuses to grow up and represent the NBA […]
Click here to read the mobile version Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Tennesee Titans have signed DeAndre Hopkins to a 2-year deal worth around $25 million with a bunch of stat incentives included. Ceiling Last […]
Tennesee football was forced to vacate their 2019 and 2020 wins following an NCAA investigation into coach Jeremy Pruitt and his expensive recruiting handing out $60,000 to incoming players. It is against the rules for a school to pay their players. It’s a gross ass rule but in 2019, every coach in the country has […]
Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants failed to agree on a long-term contract before Monday’s 4pm deadline. Barkley now has a $10.1 franchise tag sitting in front of him he can either sign or hold out and refuse to play for the team. It is what it is — Saquon Barkley (@saquon) July 17, […]
Whenever Karl-Anthony Towns finds himself holding a microphone, a part of his brain activates that causes him to say the most insane nonsense anyone has ever said. KAT either has an inflated ego or lacks self-awareness but he cannot stop himself from saying absurd shit. This week, Towns found himself at some strange town hall […]
The NFL has a surprising number of unproven quarterbacks running around the league trying to discover if they can truly ball in the big leagues. Rookies won’t be included in this list because I have no clue what they will look like and it’s unfair to compare them to guys who have been in the […]
There are new rule changes coming to the 2023-24 NBA season including penalizing players who flop by awarding the other team a technical foul free throw. Just in: The NBA Board of Governors has approved two new gameplay changes for the 2023-24 season, per sources: – In-game penalty for flops resulting in technical foul free […]
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