It’s MLB opening day so it’s time to make wild predictions and speculate based solely on the few Spring Training box scores I sifted through at like, 4am last night. Here are the 2023 MLB season awards predictions: AL Rookie of the Year: Anthony Volpe If you type in the name ‘Gunnar Henderson’, all […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have the World Baseball Classic and next week is opening day. Here are 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about […]
Cam Newton announced this week that he’d be throwing at Auburn’s pro day so he can get in front of more team scouts and hopefully, rejuvenate his NFL career. ÄÜßÜRÑ ₽RØ DÄ¥ wē ÄČTÎVÄT£D‼️ 3/21 ÄÜßÜRÑ, ÄŁ‼️😈#šhïñëTHRŪthëŠHÄDĒ#ñøtFØRłïkëšJŪŠTførŁÏFĒ -1ØVĒ🤟🏾 pic.twitter.com/b3I1OiZCgK — Cameron 1 Newton (@CameronNewton) March 20, 2023 Let’s see how it went: HOLY HELL, Cam […]
The 2023 NBA MVP debate was obliterated when JJ Redick and Kendrick Perkins fought on First Take over the idea of racial bias skewing the voters’ decision-making. Now, every thought surrounding Joel Embiid or Nikola Jokic begins with people dissecting some intangible, unmeasurable vibe instead of talking about what is actually occurring on the basketball […]
Last week, the Miami Dolphins traded for Jalen Ramsey who is joining forces with 2-time All-Pro and 4-time All-Star, Xavien Howard, in the secondary. In a division with Stefon Diggs, Garrett Wilson and now JuJu Smith-Schuster, the Dolphins are putting the right pieces together. And now Jalen Ramsey can show up on the first day […]
At the end of February, the Washington Commanders released Carson Wentz. While the Packers and Jets are playing chicken over Aaron Rodgers and teams are pretending as if Lamar Jackson is asking for a billion dollars and the blood of their firstborn sons, Carson Wentz somehow remains unsigned. Carson Wentz is such a unique talent […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Former No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $8.5 million with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, per sources. Mayfield is now in line to be […]
Being a sports fan means convincing yourself that you can say or do whatever you want because your fandom and love for a particle sports franchise somehow supersedes everything else in the world. We are seeing this in real-time as Mets fans are losing their shit over a random injury in the World Baseball Classic. […]
Aaron Rodgers is dominating the 2023 NFL Offseason and I have some thoughts about all this foolishness… 1. Aaron Rodgers led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory in 2011. 2. He hasn’t been to a Super Bowl since. It’s been 12 fucking years since Aaron Rodgers played in a Super […]
Often times as a sports fan, it feels as though you have to put your morals on pause while watching a game because there will be a star player who is allowed on the court or field despite the disgusting garbage they do in their free time. As a Knicks and Yankees fan, I had […]
Dan Orlovsky is one of the best NFL analysts over at ESPN these days. Masterfully breaking down and explaining what’s occurring on the field while still maintaining a level of entertainment—not falling into the typical ESPN schtick of having some incredibly annoying bias they think is funny or interesting, derailing the program like Mike Greenberg […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Giants got a baller in Darren Waller. 🔥@Giants | @Rackkwall83 pic.twitter.com/BKE4YgDHhs — NFL (@NFL) March 14, 2023 Giants get: TE Darren Waller Raiders get: 3rd round draft pick (no. 100) […]
All my life, I have been waterboarded with Los Angeles Lakers propaganda. I’m constantly told Kobe Bryant is one of the top 5 greatest basketball players ever despite never being the best basketball player in the NBA when he played. As I write this, the Lakers are currently 9th in the West thanks in large […]
Growing up, NFL coverage was so frustratingly simple with guys like Mike Golic making lazy predictions like ‘this game will be won by whoever controls the line of scrimmage’. Guys were getting rich off stating the obvious and vomiting up nonsense cliches. Mike Ditka’s entire media career revolved around telling us that a team won […]
Tiger Woods is known for two things: being the greatest golfer of all time and his uncontrollable desire to sleep with every waitress and cashier that makes eye contact with him. This week, Tiger built onto his horny legacy with the brutal dumping of his girlfriend, Erica Herman. Here are the details of Tiger’s newest […]
ESPN’s First Take is a show that exists exclusively to generate clicks online and to create narratives that the network can then further discuss for the next 24 hours until the next episode of First Take. Participants on the show are encouraged to argue the most mundane bullshit with zero nuance. The more outlandish you […]
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