Welcome to Ceiling/Floor, where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Today, the Dallas Mavericks hire Dusty May as their new head coach. BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell […]
Full trade terms, per ESPN sources: 🏈Rams receive: Myles Garrett 🏈Browns receive: Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick, a 2028 2nd and a 2029 3rd. https://t.co/3WdPta3vrz pic.twitter.com/mXq3tUEhdt — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) June 1, 2026 Rams Receive: DE Myles Garrett Browns Receive: DE Jared Verse 2027 1st-round pick 2028 2nd round pick 2029 3rd-round pick […]
As I gaze at my nonexistent sports media career, writing to the lovely thousands of men and women who read Deadseriousness—but ultimately, a blip on the radar, at the whim of the algorithm—I barely exist. Every day, I want to grab a microphone and say some lame antagonistic shit for attention. It looks so easy. […]
Getting back into this whole soccer thing, just a day after Lionel Messi tapped 3 easy goals for Argentina, one would expect to see his peer, Cristiano Ronaldo, matching the pace, putting Portugal on his back. Portugal tied the DR of Congo 1-1. Midfielder João Neves header in the 6th minute for Portugal. If Neves […]
In Game 4, Victor Wembumblahblah told the New York Knicks backup center, “I’m in your head”. Did Wemby say “ I’m in your head , Boy” 👀😀 pic.twitter.com/Y4tjXDRBhN — AbaKoran (@AbaKoran) June 11, 2026 The Spurs then blew a 29-point lead, Victor commited one of the most embarassing late game turnovers in NBA Finals history, […]
Argentina, the defending champs of the 2022 Qatar World Cup—their first game in the 2026 World Cup hosted in Kansas City, Missouri. Mahomes country. USA, BAYBEEEE. Historically, Argentina’s risen to greatness when given the opportunity by regimes like Qatar and the US. Their first duel—a Group Stage game against Algeria—a team that hasn’t qualified for […]
The New York Yankees beat the Chicago White Sox with hammers on Tuesday night. A 12-2 victory over the surprisingly good White Sox team after exploding in the 4th inning to ruin Davis Martin’s night. Davis Martin walked into the Bronx with the 2nd-best ERA in the AL—Yankees tied his arms behind his back, took […]
For Donald Trump’s birthday, we hail our supreme leader—hosting bum fights on his front lawn for sexy troops and a celebrity row full of wrestlers, boxers and politicians—literally TKO and Trump employees. UFC 250 was a mandatory after-work mixer. No OT. Smile for social media and turn your comments off later. A tree falling in […]
After 13 straight postseason wins, with the greatest point differential in NBA history, the Knicks finally lost a basketball game. The San Antonio Spurs flew into New York and beat the Knicks 115-111, to win Game 3 of the NBA Finals and stay alive in the series. They are now down 2-1 with a shot […]
According to Jack Curry of the YES Network, the Yankees have placed Aaron Judge on the 10-Day IL and called up OF Spencer Jones from Triple-A. New York announced that Aaron Judge has been diagnosed with a stress fracture in the first rib on his right side. Judge will be reevaluated in 4-6 weeks to […]
In October 2025, Bari Weiss was hired as the new Editor in Chief at CBS News, bringing her unique talent from the underground independent media space, into CBS News, one of the most prestigious newsrooms in American history. The TV ratings plummented, a new story about Bari Weiss firing employees for being too woke or […]
Blowouts combed down, the New York Knicks tiptoed out of San Antonio with a 105-104 Game 2 victory, going up 2-0 in the NBA Finals, heading back to the crib hoping to secure their third consecutive playoff series sweep, this time, for the trophy. I’ve heard “Cinderella” used to describe Mid Major teams making deep […]
The Bulls won the No. 4 overall pick in last month’s draft lottery. Chicago currently controls the 4th, 15th, 38th and 56th picks in this year’s draft According to Kevin O’Connor of Yahoo Sports, Chicago hosted a pre-draft workout on Tuesday featuring Keaton Wagler (Illinois), Kingston Flemings (Houston), Nate Ament (Tennessee) and Morez Johnson (Michigan)— […]
Knicks once again casually strolled back from behind double digits to secure the 105-95 NBA Finals Game 1 victory over the San Antonio Spurs. New York is now only 3 wins away from a title, while the Spurs must batten down the hatches and defend homecourt, or they may be the next team swept beneath […]
This is a special peek of the Deadseriousness newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which I, Lester Lee, weigh in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. My stummy hurts. Officials are investigating an outbreak of hantavirus, a rare family of viruses carried by rodents, aboard a cruise ship […]
The Yankees beat the Sacramento A’s 13-8 Sunday afternoon, thanks to an atom bomb going off in the 3rd inning. New York scored all 13 of their runs in that 3rd inning on 11 hits. They had no other hits before or after that inning. The first 12 hitters who came to the plate in […]
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