2023 All-Star Weekend is upon us. The best basketball players on planet Earth face off in an All-Star game. The best shooters compete in a 3-point contest. And 4 random guys no one’s heard of take turns performing dunks we’ve already seen before in front of a bored crowd of their peers and their peers’s […]
It’s been a huge couple of weeks for people who call the manager on the teenage cashiers who won’t honor their extremely expired coupons. Ever since Sam Smith performed at the Grammy’s, there have been losers mad online at his spooky hell-inspired performance. How he’s being hissed at in public: Sam Smith getting a mouthful […]
Super Bowl 57 was one of the most exciting Super Bowls of all time. Whoever wrote the script for this game deserves an EGOT. There was drama, pathos, and of course, there were winners and losers. Here are the winners of Super Bowl 57.: 1. Patrick Mahomes Should we quickly run through all of Mahomes’s […]
Whenever Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee Show, he reveals something new about himself. Everything I’ve learned about Aaron Rodgers has been against my will. This time, Aaron shared that he’ll be going on a Darkness Retreat during the offseason. Ok. Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s going on an “darkness retreat” in […]
The 2023 NBA trade deadline was one of the most exciting weeks in the league’s history with a few of the greatest players ever being shipped around the country. Russell Westbrook, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, Kevin Knox. All these future Hall-of-Famers are being traded right before our eyes. Wow. Here are the winners of the […]
George Kittle might be looked at as the best tight end in the NFL if the San Francisco 49ers found a consistent starting quarterback. They thought they found someone in Trey Lance but his leg immediately exploded so we have no idea if he can ball or not and Brock Purdy emerged out of nowhere […]
I hate to write back-to-back pieces about the Los Angeles Lakers but as I was going through the team’s depth chart to see where D’Angelo Russell fits in, I noticed they don’t need to wait for Bronny to be drafted for a father and son to play together. Malik Beasley and Scottie Pippen Jr will […]
On June 22nd, 2017, the Los Angeles Lakers traded D’Angelo Russell to the Brooklyn Nets because Russell tried to ‘prank’ his teammate Nick Young by recording him bragging about cheating on Iggy Azalea but the video was leaked and the prank instantly ruined people’s lives. 6 years later and D’Angelo Russell will be back in […]
Some people go to work, collect their paychecks and then go home. Some people go to work and have sex with their subordinates while their wife films it. Banks County Elementary School Principal Dana Simmons fits more into the latter. Let’s see what we down during recess: A Georgia elementary school principal and a gym […]
Entering the 2022 NFL season, no one expected Daniel Jones to be in a position to be making contract demands but fast forward a year and thanks to the help of a brand new coaching staff and front office, DJ has found himself with real leverage. #Giants QB Daniel Jones’s price tag is believed to […]
The New York Knicks needed to make a move at the trade deadline. There were too many talented players sitting on the bench begging for playing time to ignore. Well, the Knicks have now added a new player who will be battling for minutes in coach Thibs’s tight rotation. The Trail Blazers are trading Josh […]
There is a lot going on in the NBA right now. LeBron James just scored the most points in the history of basketball. Kyrie Irving was traded to Texas to ruin Luka Doncic’s life. Oh, and Cam Thomas is quietly the best player in the league. 40+ points in three consecutive games 🔥@24_camthomas, ladies and […]
Stephen A. Smith and Jay Williams spent the last few years arguing on First Take about the Brooklyn Nets. Stephen A, Smith has established himself as the guy who tells young black men to pull up their pants and turn down their loud hippity-hop music and Jay Williams has been trying to rebrand into a […]
I feel like if I want to take Deadseriousness to the next level, I need to present myself as someone who is in the know. Someone who is the face of new trends. If hypebeast nerds in Brooklyn are going crazy for new shoes then I need to be out here standing online for some […]
After losing to a third-string quarterback in the divisional round, the Dallas Cowboys took an even bigger L when their offensive coordinator, Kellen Moore, took the OC job for the Los Angeles Chargers. Mike McCarthy then announced he’d be handling the playcalling duties but there was still one coach hire that will ensure the Cowboys […]
Last week, Kyrie Irving demanded a trade from the Brooklyn Nets once they offered him a max contract extension that had irregular stipulations. The Nets wasted absolutely no time accommodating his demands and immediately sent him to Texas. Official: Kyrie Irving to the Dallas Mavericks. Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, 2029 first-round pick and two second-round […]
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