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saquon barkley
NFL

Just Fucking Sign Saquon Barkley

From the moment former Giants GM, Dave Gettleman, used the 2018 no. 2 overall draft pick to select Saquon Barkley, I knew there would be a contract dispute when his rookie deal was up. And what do you know, 5 years later and Saquon is currently holding out of training camp until the team offers […]

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NBA

Ceiling/Floor: Phoenix Suns Trade For Bradley Beal

Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. BREAKING: The Washington Wizards are trading three-time All-Star Bradley Beal to the Phoenix Suns for Chris Paul, Landry Shamet, a handful of second-round picks, and multiple pick swaps, league sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. […]

chris simms
NFL

Chris Simms is a Scumbag

Here’s everything I know about Chris Simms having grown up watching him fail: His father, Phil Simms, is one of the greatest quarterbacks in Giants history which isn’t really saying much when the other Giants QBs in the running for the no. 1 spot is turnover machine Eli Manning and Kerry Collins, who played with […]

anthony bass
MLB

Anthony Bass is Being Cancelled

It’s been an interesting month for (former) Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass. He shared a video of a Christian influencer urging people to boycott Bud Light and Target for daring to sell their products to gay people. Not a great look for a Blue Jays organization in the midst of marketing their upcoming Pride […]

The Sky is on Fire

I don’t know if this is strictly a New York thing or if it’s all of America but I think we’ve gotten pretty good at ignoring warnings from the local news. This week, NYC recorded the worst air quality in the city’s history thanks to roaring Canadian wildfires in the north turning the entire sky […]

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NBA

Zion Williamson Has a Porn Addiction

Zion Williamson does a great job keeping his private life private. He’s been a social media star for years now with no real leaks into what he’s up to off the basketball court. This week Zion announced he had been buuuuusy during his injury rehab as he and his girlfriend Ahkeema announced they were having […]

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