One of the last few enjoyments I get from post-Elon Musk Twitter is opening up the app and never knowing whose name is going to be trending and you certainly never know why. Today, people are talking about Peyton Hillis… And unfortunately, I clicked his name and found myself scrolling through the most low-stakes culture […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. Forbidden Door 2023 CM Punk Heel Turn I’ve already written about CM Punk, Kenny Omega, Bryan Danielson and how the 3 of them define a generation but this year’s […]
The Bachelorette is BACK. It feels like I went 2 straight years with nonstop Bachelor programming and then all of a sudden this franchise took an extended hiatus and I had to like, go outside or read books or something else lame and productive. I can’t do Love is Blind anymore. I need one person […]
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have agreed to a cage fight. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight https://t.co/RIJ5SflsGN — BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) June 22, 2023 If Dana White can really get Zuckerberg and Musk into a cage, this will be his first big W in a long time. In the […]
Stefon Diggs has declared war against the Buffalo Bills Earlier this month, Diggs skipped out on mandatory minicamps. There was so much public drama that the team canceled minicamps a day early. Then it was reported Stefon Diggs was upset about not getting enough say in the offense and play-calling. The easy immediate reaction to […]
The 2023 NBA Draft was last week. I love seeing these young men enter the NBA with a clean slate and a smile on their face before we all join forces to dissect all of their decisions and shit on them whenever the opportunity presents itself. I will be mocking literally all of these players […]
Tobias Harris’ father believes his son is an “Assassin scorer”. Here’s what he said on a podcast about the Sixers misusing his son‘s secret talents: “Personally, I don’t think so. The reason I say that, well Tobias is an assassin scorer. I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him. So […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. ESPN Sources: The Washington Wizards are finalizing a deal to send Chris Paul to the Golden State Warriors for a package that includes Jordan Poole and future draft assets. pic.twitter.com/kpNkhqFicp — Adrian Wojnarowski […]
Lance Armstrong is most known for cheating to win little bicycle races. Armstrong has had an interesting life. He won 7 Tour de France titles. Then he had 7 Tour de France titles taken from him because he spent his entire racing career stuffing his veins with HGH and EPO and then individually destroying the […]
Josh Donaldson stinks at baseball and he appears to be the last one to find out he stinks. On Sunday afternoon, the Yankees beat the Texas Rangers 5-3 thanks to another great Gerrit Cole start. Harrison Bader simply being in the lineup seems to give this team a much-needed jolt. The 2023 New York Yankees […]
Carson Wentz killed a bear. Free agent #NFL quarterback Carson Wentz went black bear hunting in Alaska and posted on IG about his experience: (Via @Scott7news) (*) pic.twitter.com/2UrosZiYJh — MLFootball (@_MLFootball) June 23, 2023 Last week I wrote about Carson Wentz and Jon Gruden joining forces to create the Wonder Twins of lackluster quarterbacking. […]
It really sucks to have a coworker who hates you for no reason. No matter what you do to try to reconcile, they are dedicated to making life awkward as hell for you. But man, when you finally leave that job and get a fresh start somewhere else—life just feels easier. For the Golden State […]
In 1912, the Titanic sank in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. 111 years later and 5 lunatics decided to jump in a submarine to explore the Titanic wreckage. An hour and 45 minutes into their voyage, they went off the radar and are now trapped underwater with their oxygen supply just about out. Meanwhile, […]
As I write this, the Boston Celtics are finalizing with the Washington Wizards for Kristaps Porzingis. Let’s let Shams share the details of the deal: Breaking: Celtics, Wizards, Clippers are closing in on a trade sending Kristaps Porzingis to Boston, Malcolm Brogdon to L.A., and Marcus Morris and draft compensation to Washington, sources tell @TheAthletic […]
With the 2023 NBA Draft days away, there are rumors saying the Los Angeles Clippers are shopping Paul George around. I am now fascinated with the idea of the Clippers punting on the Paul George-Kawhi Leonard duo but it makes sense. Los Angeles attempted some strange science experiment where they tried to optimize the peak […]
In 2019, Joey Votto was in the middle of an interview with The Athletic where the reporter overheard him talking to then-teammate, Jesse Winkler. Votto turned to Winkler and asked him “Do I still bang? Yeah of course. I fucking bang, dude.” Fast forward to 2023 and I have good news for everyone: Joey Votto […]
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