These days, it feels like sports media ‘stars’ are built by ‘telling it like it really is’ leading to being hated by all sports fans so the clips of your most exaggerated takes and rants get thousands of quote retweets from scrolling sickos like myself dunking on them or praying they are removed from their […]
Mark Cuban is selling the Dallas Mavericks for around $3.5 billion to the Adelson family. However, he’s maintaining a role as governor of the team in control of basketball operations. After 23 years of ownership, Cuban is finally giving the keys away and. As much as I love Deadseriousness, I will gladly sell this shit […]
Noah Lyles is a 26-year American sprinter who just won his third straight 200-meter title at the World Athletics Championship in Budapest over the weekend. That’s very good for him but I already don’t care. He didn’t break any records. He didn’t get caught doing steroids. The man ran fast and got a trophy. Sick. […]
The US Open is my favorite tournament because it’s in New York and I’m biased towards any New York-related content. But also because the crowd asserts themselves as important characters in every match letting the players know for sure who they are rooting for and rooting against. At Wimbledon, everyone is quiet and proper and […]
On Monday night, the Braves beat the brakes off the Rockies 14-4 thanks primarily to NL MPV favorite, Ronald Acuna, doing that thing he does where he smashes any baseball thrown anywhere near the strike zone. 2️⃣9️⃣ 👀@Delta | @ronaldacunajr24#ForTheA pic.twitter.com/Su2RqZvkuO — Atlanta Braves (@Braves) August 29, 2023 Here’s what Acuna did to the Rockies […]
The first trailer for David Fincher’s ‘THE KILLER’ has been released. Releasing November 10 on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/1VXQEIQb53 — DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 29, 2023 Here’s the synopsis of the movie for those of you like myself who couldn’t find any plot in that trailer: A professional. A man of few scruples, nerves of steel, […]
America is a super fun country where you are one accident or cough away from total financial ruin so people have to beg strangers to crowdfund their healthcare costs. Megan Fox has a nail tech, Brittney Boyce, who is currently dealing with this conundrum as her father begins his expensive cancer therapy. Megan Fox, being […]
After 9 unremarkable years in Oakland, the Raiders chose to bench Derek Carr for the final two games of the 2022 season. Upset by the benching, Carr left for New Orleans signing a 4-year $150 million deal with the Saints. In an interview with the Fresno Bee, Derek Carr expressed his anger towards the Raiders […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees beat the brakes off the Las Vegas A’s 11-0 and Domingo German threw a perfect game. DOMINGO GERMÁN HAS THROWN A PERFECT GAME FOR THE YANKEES‼️ (via @Yankees)pic.twitter.com/z9vnVhRtwA — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 29, 2023 German threw a perfect game with only 99 pitches. That’s unbelievable. Most starting pitchers can’t get […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Milwaukee Bucks were 58-24, good enough for the no. 1 seed in the East. Naturally, you’d think the team with a Top 5 defense and the best record in the conference would have […]
Steven Crowder is a failed stand-up comedian turned alt-right podcast loser who streams himself crying and complaining about the snowflake libs who, to him, are the ones crying and complaining about everything. Crowder living in an entirely different reality might explain everything I’m about to describe in this article. This week, Crowder went on his […]
I try to avoid talking about guys like Jason Whitlock and Clay Travis because it is very clear they are gaming social media by intentionally angering people in order to maximize views so they can go to companies and show them all the views they get and trick people into giving them money under the […]
It’s MLB opening day so it’s time to make wild predictions and speculate based solely on the few Spring Training box scores I sifted through at like, 4am last night. Here are the 2023 MLB season awards predictions: AL Rookie of the Year: Anthony Volpe If you type in the name ‘Gunnar Henderson’, all […]
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