Known Rich Woman, Megan Fox, Needs Your Help Paying Her Friend's Medical Bills

America is a super fun country where you are one accident or cough away from total financial ruin so people have to beg strangers to crowdfund their healthcare costs. Megan Fox has a nail tech, Brittney Boyce, who is currently dealing with this conundrum as her father begins his expensive cancer therapy.

Megan Fox, being the great friend she is, posted a link to the family’s GoFundMe. She has 21.3 million Instagram followers.

Not many people have more internet visibility than Megan. She’s doing the lord’s work.

But of course ungrateful fans had to complain about something.

Megan is currently being criticized for not simply donating to her friend’s GoFundMe herself.

The fundraising goal was $30,000. Megan Fox has $30,000 worth of wine on her kitchen counter right now. All she had to do was type in her debit card and the CVV on the back.

Here’s what Megan said in response to the haters:

hey weirdos

do any of you have the emotional intelligence to consider that maybe brit doesn’t want her celebrity clients donating large sums of money to her because it creates a dynamic in her working relationships that makes her uncomfortable? so instead she asked me to post the gofundme so that many people could donate small amounts of money to help them reach their goal

i just obliged her request

anything she needs from me personally she will ask and i will do it privately

on thing you’re not going to accuse me of is being miserly or lacking generosity

so try again another day (probably tmwr!) with some different bullshit you bunch of psychos

Megan Fox is spitting here. Y’all don’t realize how interpersonal relationships work. She would destroy her friendship with Brittney if she paid to keep her father alive. It would be sooooo awkward when this girl is doing her nails knowing the famous rich woman she works for used her fame and wealth to extend her dad’s life.

All sarcasm aside, Megan is telling on herself here.

She’s been famous for a littleeee too long.

In her Instagram, she says “She asked me to post the gofundme” and in Megan’s mind, her friend really only wanted an IG story shout-out.

But what really happened was the girl who does her nails nervously asked her rich client if she can help pay for her dad’s cancer treatment but felt embarrassed straight up asking her so she sent her the link to the GoFundMe and asked her to share it but in the back of her mind, she was hoping Megan Fox would donate the amount herself.

Megan Fox called everyone weirdos for not having the emotional intelligence to understand her relationship with Brittney but in reality, Megan herself doesn’t have the emotional intelligence to understand her friend was asking her for money but didn’t feel it was appropriate to straight up ask because, well, these two women probably aren’t really friends like that.

I get the feeling a lot of famous people mistake the service workers who attend to them as their friends. Megan really thinks she’s besties with her nail tech, hairdresser, mailman, Rite Aid cashier and random Uber drivers.

I reckon the only staff she’s not best friends with is Machine Gun Kelly’s bodyguard:

Machine Gun Kelly’s Bodyguard body slams Megan Fox at Orange County Fair after a fight with a visitor🫣#meganfox #mgk pic.twitter.com/vznkFKK8lf

— Flynn (@yoflynn1) July 22, 2023

Just a helpful tip for anyone reading this with money: when someone in your life asks you for help paying a bill that you could easily pay without needing to check your account balance first, just go ahead and pay it for them.

Also, if anyone reading this has money, donate to Deadseriousness or get your rich ass out of here.

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