For my entire lifetime as a New York Knicks fan, James Dolan has hired the worst front-office executives in NBA history. In 2005, Isiah Thomas gave up a first-round draft pick and a pick swap to the Chicago Bulls for Eddy Curry—an obese, undersized center with a heart condition. In 2010, the Knicks attempted to […]
These days, it feels like sports media ‘stars’ are built by ‘telling it like it really is’ leading to being hated by all sports fans so the clips of your most exaggerated takes and rants get thousands of quote retweets from scrolling sickos like myself dunking on them or praying they are removed from their […]
The Los Angeles Rams beat the New Orleans Saints 22-30 on Thursday night and on paper, Derek Carr was instrumental in keeping New Orleans in the game. He had 319 passing yards and 3 touchdowns. But I promise you, Derek Carr lost this game. With 1:41 left in the first half and the team down […]
From the moment Anthony Edwards did his first interview, it was clear he was built different. On the court, he has the raw athleticism of Michael Jordan and off the court, he has Michael Jordan’s aura and star power. This season, especially in that overtime win against the Celtics last month, Edwards has shown he […]
This is the most competitive Western Conference race of my NBA-watching life. The best team right now is the Minnesota Timberwolves and if they went on a 10-game losing streak would you be surprised at all? The 13-10 Houston Rockets currently sit at the 11th seed ahead of the Phoenix Suns. Everyone in that building […]
NFL Week 15 just happened and there are still 3 more weeks left in what feels like the longest and worst NFL season of my lifetime—but that’s a conversation for another day. Right now, let’s make fun of some people who had a rough week. Here are the biggest losers of NFL Week 15: […]
Cam Newton is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever throw a football but you wouldn’t know that from the way TV analysts talk about him like he’s some low IQ dork who can’t wrap his mind around the complexities of the NFL. On a recent episode of Cam Newton’s podcast, Cam said Brock Purdy, […]
The Los Angeles Chargers suck. You know how I know they suck? They just lost 21-63 to a Las Vegas Raiders team that fired their head coach and played their third-string, 4th-round rookie quarterback. Sure, the Chargers were without their All-Star QB, Justin Herbert, but this game was all about head coach, Brandon Staley—who often […]
Moving sucks. Top 5 worst things on the planet. Like, right above seeing your ex with someone far more successful and better looking than you. And when you’re moving, you have to take into consideration the neighborhood you’re moving into. former Giants catcher, Buster Posey, understands this and thinks San Francisco is too crime-ridden for […]
This is the first week of the year with Saturday games but none of those games will be on this list. Just tune in on Sunday like always. You won’t be missing out on much. Maybe the Broncos/Lions game will be decent but both teams feel like they are losing the 17-game marathon and running […]
Everyone loses from time to time. Some of us lose more than others. Not me though. I’m a massive sore loser who will flip a table over if I even think you’re cheating at Scrabble. I’ve been physically removed from parties for knocking over beer-pong tables when I was losing. But the Detroit Pistons are […]
Draymond Green punched another player in the face again. I have nothing cute to say about it. Man just cannot stop beating the shit out of his opponents. This time it was Jusuf Nurkic on the receiving end of another Draymond beatdown. Draymond has been ejected after flagrant foul on Nurkić pic.twitter.com/RmrLU5tdw8 — Bleacher Report […]
I’ve been a New York Giants fan my entire life. This used to be an organization of class and sportsmanship. It was a franchise you could be proud to support. You used to be able to bring your family to the game and your wife and children could enjoy the experience. Well, until undrafted rookie […]
The best baseball player on planet Earth has finally made a decision. Shohei Ohtani is a Los Angeles Dodger. Shohei Ohtani’s $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN. The […]
I was excited about the NBA In-Season Tournament. I’m all in on finding ways to make games in November matter. The Lakers beat the Pacers 123-109. LeBron adds another bullet point to his resume while Indiana proved they aren’t some vague team of the future. They’re here now. Let’s start with the winners of […]
My biggest fear in life is going outside and running into a guy using his phone as a microphone while another guy stands behind him using another phone to record. TikTok made street interviews more accessible and sometimes, it ends with a divorce. Meet this poor sucker who decided it was a good idea to […]
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