Every sports outlet does the same exact power rankings every week as if we are unaware that the Chiefs are the best team and the Lions are the worst. There are literal win-loss records that tell us who is good and who is not. The Deadseriousness weekly power rankings will list who had the best […]
Saquon Barkley had a massive uphill battle when the worst GM in the history of professional sports elected to draft him with the no. 2 overall pick in 2018. Eli Manning was clearly declining and the Giants had the opportunity to select Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson—two future Hall of Famers—but instead, they drafted a […]
People write their winners and losers columns and I am going to solely focus on the losers every week. Not because I’m like a negative guy or miserable or anything like that. It’s just funnier to make fun of Kyler Murray watching more Twitch streams than game film. Here are the 9 biggest losers of […]
After a gruesome 2021 season ending with Joe Judge calling a quarterback kneel on 3rd down near his own goal line in the ultimate loser move and Dave Gettleman—the worst GM in modern NFL history—received a warm retirement celebration instead of the embarrassing firing he deserved, GIANTS FOOTBALL BACK, BABYYYY. Some quick bad news before […]
In 2018, Nebraska hired former star QB, Scott Frost, as their new head coach in hopes of returning the program to relevance. Frost has a 16-31 win-loss record and has started this 2022 campaign losing two of their first 3 games including a disgusting 45-42 loss to Georgia Southern this Saturday. Prior to that L, […]
Shohei Ohtani is a once in a lifetime baseball player. The Earth has existed for thousands upon thousands of years and we are all fortunate enough to be alive during the reign of Ohtani. Yes, he hits and pitches and blah blah but he’s a beast at both. Let’s look at the numbers he’s put […]
Every week, I will talk about the 5 games you have to watch every week because stats show that people click through NFL content and I need readers on Deadseriousness so I can afford sauce for the 99-cent box of pasta I’m saving up for. Here are the 5 must-see NFL games of Week 1: […]
It’s finally over. After what feels like a millennium of Donovan Mitchell trade rumors, the Utah Jazz have finally shipped him off to Cleveland. Knicks fans should be celebrating like they just won a championship after avoiding a franchise-altering trade that would have sent a bajillion first-round picks and every young asset on the roster […]
The NFL season starts this week and I run a sports website therefore I need to continue to push out 2022 preview content so I can afford to pay rent. People click football articles. Who am I to rob people of what they want? Here are the 2022 NFL season award winners, probably: […]
Every season, there are teams that exceed expectations and teams that fall off a cliff. Here are the 4 teams that will have surprisingly good seasons: 1. Minnesota Vikings This has nothing to do with Kirk Cousins. I want to make that extremely clear before we go any further. Kirk is Kirk. Nothing has suddenly […]
We all know that post-series depression is a real thing. The big games end, the season winds down, and you’re left with months of nothing to do. It happens every year, but that doesn’t make it easier for you to deal with. Regardless of what sport you’re into, you’ll have many weeks or months […]
The Knicks haven’t signed a rookie to a multi-year contract extension since Charlie Ward in 1999. There is a sentence that has been repeated nonstop this week following the Knicks and RJ Barrett coming to an agreement on a four-year contract extension worth up to $120 million. Instead of mocking the Knicks for not re-signing […]
Udonis Haslem has officially re-signed with the Miami Heat to play his 20th NBA season. Udonis Haslem announces at his youth camp that he will sign a new deal with the Miami Heat and return for the 20th season of his NBA career. — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) August 21, 2022 The 41-year-old will join Kobe […]
This NBA offseason has been defined by these Pro-Am games where All-Stars play in local high school gyms against division II walk-ons and real estate agents. Over the weekend, LeBron James met OKC rookie, Chet Holmgren, in another random gym in Seattle and the results weren’t great for the rook. Here’s the play where Chet […]
Last week, Atlanta Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna casually caught a DUI charge and then proceeded to just return to work as if he wasn’t blacked out behind the wheel of a car. Here’s how the fans embraced his return to the lineup. Marcell Ozuna loudly booed after striking out in his first AB since his […]
The Knicks and Utah Jazz have been engaged in Donovan Mitchell trade talks for what feels like my entire life. From the moment I opened my eyes for the first time to behold the beauty of life on Earth, the Jazz have been trying to steal a bajillion first-round draft picks for their shooting guard […]
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