Last week, ESPN broke a story on the Phoenix Suns front office, and more specifically, the behaviors of the team owner, Robert Sarver. Pretty much every single paragraph of that story includes an anecdote of Sarver saying or doing something abhorrent. Here’s the first racist track on this terrible album: After the loss, Suns majority […]
Deron Williams is a 3-time all-star, 2-team All-NBA, 2-time Olympic gold medalist and has the 22nd most assists in the history of the NBA. Also known for an immaculate hairline. Frank Gore is a 5-time Pro Bowler, 1-time All-Pro, holds the record for most games played by a running back and was the first player […]
At the halfway point of the season, it’s time for certain teams to pivot and re-evaluate the future of their franchises starting with their head coaches. Which coaches are leading their teams to the ground? Which players are underperforming for their coaching staff. All that good stuff. Here are the 5 head coaches who should […]
All eyes are on the 6-5 Los Angeles Lakers after a loud offseason of acquiring every player born in the 80s and trading for Russell Westbrook—the destroyer of backboards. The star trio of LeBron James, Anthony Davis and Westbrook have the most national attention but the true star of this team is the jab step […]
The Chicago Bears and Pittsburgh Steelers battled on Monday Night Football last night and by battle, I mean more like local neighborhood kids throwing pebbles and sticks at each other before they run behind the house and drink directly from the hose. If you didn’t make it to the end of the game then you […]
On Monday night, we saw the first 50 burger of the 2021-22 NBA season. 33-year old Steph Curry dropped 50 points on the Hawks’ heads to help improve the Golden State Warriors to 9-1 on the season which is insane considering Klay Thompson hasn’t even laced up his sneakers yet. Tenth career 50-point game for […]
Nikola Jokic is the reigning MVP of the NBA and entered this season looking even better than he did the last season. When it comes to controlling the entire game, there is no one better than Jokic. He’s the best passer with insane court vision, inside scorer with unorthodox moves that stifle defenders, a tremendous […]
The New York Giants beat the Las Vegas Raiders 23-16 this weekend solely off the back of one individual: Xavier McKinney. McKinney snags it AND cashes it in 🤑 đź“ş: @NFLonCBS & Giants App pic.twitter.com/7915am7dEO — New York Giants (@Giants) November 7, 2021 McKINNEY AGAIN ‼️ đź“ş: @NFLonCBS & Giants App pic.twitter.com/I9F7S1RIVG — New York […]
In 2017—Robby Anderson’s 2nd season in the NFL—he recorded 63 receptions for 941 yards and 7 touchdowns. It was a breakout year and the beginning of a great career for the young receiver. Andddd then the Jets drafted Sam Darnold in 2018 thus effectively ending any success Robby Anderson would see in New York. His […]
The Orlando Magic are 3-8 this season. That’s the 4th worst record in the NBA. There should be no reason why I’m sitting here with my hot computer on my lap, watching last night’s episode of Succession and typing words about the Magic but Cole Anthony is determined to make me care about this team. […]
Barstool Sports is a cool website where you can read a 600-word blog that’s formatted in one single paragraph with no punctuation, you can hear podcasts from awkward guys with absolutely nothing interesting to say, you can see 19 year old college girls posing in bikinis before their old enough to recognize that they’re being […]
The Cleveland Browns decided that their football club would be better off without one of the most talented wide receivers in NFL history on their roster. Odell Beckham Jr is now a free agent because his dad posted an 11 minute video of all the times his son was wide open and didn’t get the […]
Knicks fans came into this season with a new level of excitement after finally making the playoffs last year and making some great signings like replacing Elfrid Payton—the worst player in NBA history—with Kemba Walker. So after a huge blowout of the Orlando Magic, it made sense that fans lost their fucking minds. Knicks Season […]
The New York Giants stink. They haven’t had a winning season and a playoff appearance since 2016. 5 years of mediocrity means it’s time to move on from current GM, Dave Gettleman, who is directly responsible for putting together a roster of players who have no idea how to play football which, as you can […]
All eyes are on Odell Beckham this week. With the trade deadline passing on Tuesday, it made sense that his name was thrown into the conversation given his diminished role in the Browns offense. Unfortunately, those trade rumors led to his dad going on Instagram to post videos of all the times Baker Mayfield missed […]
Being a professional wrestling star means you get to be an absolute asshole backstage. It’s your reward for the years on the road wrestling at some bar for $5. You’ve earned your top spot and you are going to wield your power. Understandable. But apparently, Charlotte Flair has been flexing her weight for years now […]
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