Teddy Bridgewater is mid. His career-high 15 touchdowns in 2020 came along with 11 interceptions. He is incredibly boring to watch. He moves in slow motion. Provides zero mobility out of the pocket. Has the arm strength of a snake. And exists exclusively to hand the ball off and get out of the way. But […]
The Los Angeles Angels are one of the many Major League Baseball teams who seem as if they either don’t care about winning or can’t figure out the secret as they enter every season with one of the worst pitching staffs. They have now signed 29-year old Noah Syndergaard to join their starting rotation that […]
Let me start off by making it known this article is not about to be me on a soapbox waging my finger down at dumb teenage assholes drinking and driving. You make a mistake, no one gets hurt, you learn a valuable (and expensive as fuck) lesson and whatever. No, this article is 1000% about […]
The Chicago Bulls blew out the Los Angeles Lakers 121-103 on Monday night. You can downplay this win by saying that LeBron James didn’t play or that Anthony Davis was ejected or the Lakers are only a .500 team but yea cannot deny that previous DeRozan teams would’ve lost just knowing that LeBron was in […]
Odell Beckham signed a 1-year deal with the Los Angeles Rams on Thursday afternoon and was expected to be the no.3 receiver behind Cooper Kupp and Robert Woods. The next day, Woods tore his ACL in practice. On Monday, Odell suddenly went from a backup with no practice time with the team yet to an […]
Prior to Sunday afternoon, Mike White had done nothing but step in and put up numbers. Against the Cincinnati Bengals, the first start of his NFL career, White threw for 405 yards and 3 touchdowns completing 82% of his passes. The following week against the Colts, he went 7-for-11 with 95 yards and a touchdown […]
In a league where Trevor Siemen can trick THREE football teams into signing him and his latest one into giving him TWO starts, it’s still nuts that 32-year old Cam Newton can just be watching NFL games on Sunday at the local dive bar next to you. Until this week when Superman returned and immediately […]
The Chicago Sky are the only thing preventing the Phoenix Mercury, aka the bad guys, from winning the 2021 WNBA title after blowing them out 86-50 in Game 3. The Sky are one game away from winning their first title in franchise history thanks to the 20 point performance from the team’s unsung hero, Kahleah […]
Every year, the NFL begins the preseason by making the referees emphasize a different rule that zero people complained about the year before. This season they’ve chosen to reinforce their taunting rules because a player teased another player in the Super Bowl and although it affected no one on the field and no one at […]
Stan Van Gundy has been fired from the New Orleans Pelicans after only one season as head coach after a very disappointing season. They finished 31-41 in 2021. That’s a one win improvement from 2020. You don’t hire a new head coach for a one game improvement. This is in no way an article defending […]
In 2015, Russell Westbrook had a breakout season in Oklahoma City averaging 28 points a night while Kevin Durant missed a majority of the year with a foot injury. Unfortunately, the Thunder missed the playoffs and fired head coach, Scott Brooks, after the season. This season, Russell Westbrook was traded to the Washington Wizards to […]
On Tuesday night, the Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee Bucks 114-108 to go up 3-2 in their series. Milwaukee was supposed to win this game. Kyrie Irving is in crutches. James Harden is limping around with a sore hamstring. But they didn’t account for the gawd, Jeff Green. JEFF GREEN HAS 24 POINTS ON 6-6 […]
In 2019, Stephon Gilmore won the Defensive Player of the Year. He is a 4-time Pro Bowler and 2-time All-Pro. He led the league in interceptions and deflected passes in his Defensive Player of the Year season. In 2020, he took a step back while nursing a quad injury. Now, the Patriots are looking to […]
Last season, first time NFL head coach, Joe Judge, proved he is already one of the better coaches in this league. The New York Giants overachieved and almost made the playoffs with a roster that I would not describe as ‘talented’ and with the worst offensive coordinator in the league: Jason Garrett. New York ranked […]
Jamal Adams burned every single bridge possible in order to leave the New York Jets organization and it was tough to blame him. The Jets were run by Adam Gase who was once Peyton Manning’s offensive coordinator many years ago and was somehow treated like untouchable royalty because he called plays for one of the […]
Tua Tagovailoa had a decent rookie season posting a 6-3 win-loss record in his 9 starts for the Miami Dolphins. I,814 yards and 11 TDs to 5 interceptions doesn’t explode off the page but it’s impressive knowing that he was coming off a devastating hip injury that ended his college career. The keys to the […]
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