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So much talk recently about the supply chain and stores running out of stock nationwide as a result of the global pandemic wiping out millions of the working class who are responsible for making the world operate correctly.
If you live in New York State and you smoke cigarettes, please stock up because the Jets just made a move that is going to wipe out all of the shelves behind gas attendants and bodega cashiers.
OFFICIAL: We’ve acquired QB Joe Flacco.
— New York Jets (@nyjets) October 26, 2021
Joe Flacco BACK.
Flacco is the last of a dying breed of NFL quarterbacks.
The old school ‘gunslinger’. The guy who steps up to the line of scrimmage and calls an audible for all the receivers to just run streak routes down the field regardless of whatever he reads the defense setting up before the snap. The QB who closes their eyes and chucks it as far as they can and shrugs at the results.
Touchdown, interception, pass interference or a throw 10-yards away from any eligible receiver. Shrug.
I miss Jay Cutler who always looked like he was ready to sneak off to the locker room and smoke a cig while the Bears defense was out there. Joe Flacco is the last man standing from that era. Somewhere, Flacco is balancing a Malboro in his mouth while flipping through the Jets playbook and skipping all the running plays.
As far as the Jets go, they need a new backup after Zach Wilson got his legs ripped off on Sunday. Mike White came in to replace him throwing for 202 yards with a touchdown and 2 interceptions. A typical Jets game.
I’m just excited to see Joe Flacco’s influence on Zach Wilson in the QB room. Wilson has the playing style of a Brett Favre gunslinger. He already leads the league in interceptions and he’s the type of quarterback that only looks for the big play no matter the circumstance.
Enter Joe Flacco who will fan the flames of Wilson’s worst instincts. These two are going to be ripping darts on the team bus with their headphones on ignoring whoever is giving a passionate pregame speech.
Every smoker in New York, please stay safe out there on the long cigarette lines after Flacco comes in and buys entire stores worth of product.
