Whenever Karl-Anthony Towns finds himself holding a microphone, a part of his brain activates that causes him to say the most insane nonsense anyone has ever said. KAT either has an inflated ego or lacks self-awareness but he cannot stop himself from saying absurd shit. This week, Towns found himself at some strange town hall […]
There are new rule changes coming to the 2023-24 NBA season including penalizing players who flop by awarding the other team a technical foul free throw. Just in: The NBA Board of Governors has approved two new gameplay changes for the 2023-24 season, per sources: – In-game penalty for flops resulting in technical foul free […]
Standing at 7-foot-5 and going no. 1 overall in the 2023 NBA Draft, the French phenomenon, Victor Wembanyama, is going to find himself the center of attention everywhere he goes. Sometimes it’ll be random fans bothering him and other times, it’ll be pop music legends like Britney Spears who try to get too close and […]
With Michael Jordan selling his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets, the alcoholic sociopath had one final draft left in him. Everyone and their mothers said Scoot Henderson was a future NBA star and with the no. 2 pick in the 2023 draft, the Hornets selected Brandon Miller. Scoot Henderson even has an NBA Hall […]
It looks like most of the big free agents have been signed and I’m not waiting for Grant Williams to make a decision so let’s see who won free agency and who lost. Let’s start with the biggest winners: 1. Damian Lillard Congrats to Damian Lillard for finally ending his abusive relationship with the Portland […]
The 2023 NBA Draft was last week. I love seeing these young men enter the NBA with a clean slate and a smile on their face before we all join forces to dissect all of their decisions and shit on them whenever the opportunity presents itself. I will be mocking literally all of these players […]
Tobias Harris’ father believes his son is an “Assassin scorer”. Here’s what he said on a podcast about the Sixers misusing his son‘s secret talents: “Personally, I don’t think so. The reason I say that, well Tobias is an assassin scorer. I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him. So […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. ESPN Sources: The Washington Wizards are finalizing a deal to send Chris Paul to the Golden State Warriors for a package that includes Jordan Poole and future draft assets. pic.twitter.com/kpNkhqFicp — Adrian Wojnarowski […]
It really sucks to have a coworker who hates you for no reason. No matter what you do to try to reconcile, they are dedicated to making life awkward as hell for you. But man, when you finally leave that job and get a fresh start somewhere else—life just feels easier. For the Golden State […]
As I write this, the Boston Celtics are finalizing with the Washington Wizards for Kristaps Porzingis. Let’s let Shams share the details of the deal: Breaking: Celtics, Wizards, Clippers are closing in on a trade sending Kristaps Porzingis to Boston, Malcolm Brogdon to L.A., and Marcus Morris and draft compensation to Washington, sources tell @TheAthletic […]
With the 2023 NBA Draft days away, there are rumors saying the Los Angeles Clippers are shopping Paul George around. I am now fascinated with the idea of the Clippers punting on the Paul George-Kawhi Leonard duo but it makes sense. Los Angeles attempted some strange science experiment where they tried to optimize the peak […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. BREAKING: The Washington Wizards are trading three-time All-Star Bradley Beal to the Phoenix Suns for Chris Paul, Landry Shamet, a handful of second-round picks, and multiple pick swaps, league sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. […]
It’s officially the NBA offseason which means players are moving. This is my favorite time of year where we wildly speculate who is on the move and where they’ll end up. Let’s go through the entire NBA and look at everyone who will most likely find themselves renting a Uhaul and moving to new cities. […]
Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns have had a very awkward breakup. First reports said the Suns were waiving Paul then the next day there was a report saying they weren’t waiving him and wanted to find a trade for him. Andddd then they waived him the next day. I think the Suns always planned […]
Michael Porter Jr had the best season of his career this year. He averaged a career-high 17.4 points, played a career-high 62 games and averaged 41% from 3. The Denver Nuggets could not have made the NBA Finals if it weren’t for Porter Jr’s incredible shot-making. Unfortunately, all that shot-making didn’t make it to the […]
Zion Williamson does a great job keeping his private life private. He’s been a social media star for years now with no real leaks into what he’s up to off the basketball court. This week Zion announced he had been buuuuusy during his injury rehab as he and his girlfriend Ahkeema announced they were having […]
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