Since purchasing a majority stake in the Dallas Mavericks back in 2000, Mark Cuban has been the most famous team owner (outside of Michael Jordan) and he’s earned that level of fame with his genius team building decisions like today, when Cuban revealed he will trade players away if they smoke too much weed. “I’ve […]
This week, Deandre Ayton was seen playing with a porn star on Instagram adding to a growing list of former number one picks who cannot stop saying or doing weird stuff off the court. That spot is almost cursed these days. A player gets drafted no. 1 overall and there’s a 90% chance he’s going […]
Noah Lyles is a 26-year American sprinter who just won his third straight 200-meter title at the World Athletics Championship in Budapest over the weekend. That’s very good for him but I already don’t care. He didn’t break any records. He didn’t get caught doing steroids. The man ran fast and got a trophy. Sick. […]
James Harden has made it quite clear he doesn’t want to play for the Philadelphia 76ers. The Sixers GM, Daryl Morey, promised him a max contract extension that never came. Then he made Harden opt-in to the final year of his contract with another promise of finding him a suitable trade which he also reneged […]
Stephen A. Smith is our last great, fearless journalist standing up against professional athletes pushing false narratives and lying to fans. Currently, he’s in a war against Lonzo Ball over the reporting of his knee injury. Lonzo Ball hasn’t played a basketball game since January 14th, 2022. His knee basically exploded and he’s been in […]
James Harden opted into the final year of his contract under the impression the Sixers would find a trade for him but last week, 76ers GM Daryl Morey came out and said he has no plans on trading him away so naturally, Harden stood in front of a group of Chinese children and cut a […]
Enes Kanter played his final NBA game on February 8th, 2022. He scored 7 points. He was then traded to the Houston Rockets and instantly cut from the roster. No other team would sign him. Earlier in the season, he changed his name to Enes Freedom when he received American citizenship. All of his tweets […]
21-year-old Jalen Green is preparing to make a huge leap in his third NBA season with a Houston Rockets squad that retooled this offseason with a brand new head coach and hilariously absurd contracts to Fred Vanvleet and Dillon Brooks. However, Jalen Green’s offseason took an interesting turn when a sex tape leaked. A sex […]
Ricky Rubio was one of my favorite players coming into the 2009 draft. I watched all of his grainy Spanish highlight reels on YouTube. Growing up in New York and having Nets games played locally, I held a place in my heart for point guards like Jason Kidd who shined in the fastbreak with flashy […]
ESPN has spent the summer sending everyone and their mothers to the unemployment line including Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson—two-thirds of their main NBA broadcast team. Mike Breen remains but he will be joined by recently fired Sixers coach, Doc Rivers and Doris Burke. Well Jason Whitlock—an expert on being fired by ESPN—has shared […]
Growing up, retired NBA players joining the media was the most boring, fast-forward-able part of every ESPN broadcast. Outside of the TNT crew, it’s gotten astronomically worse today. Kendrick Perkins TV segments are punishments. Jay Williams will defend everything Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving does because they’re in a group chat together. Does anyone else […]
NBA players requesting trades has broken so many brains. A star player says he wants to change cities and suddenly, everyone turns into anti-labor union busters. Julius Erving joins the growing list of butt-hurt dorks who think players who demand trades should be shot in the face for their war crimes. “They have not helped […]
On Monday night, Bronny James was hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest during a practice with the USC Trojans basketball team. You wouldn’t have known it from LeBron James’s Twitter account though as he posted memes through it. Wow, he’s just like me. Posting through trauma. It appears Bronny is recovering fine. I remember when the […]
The Boston Celtics season ended at home in an 84-103 Game 7 beatdown to the Miami Heat. Jaylen Brown was 1-for-9 from 3 and committed 8 turnovers—one of the nastiest games you’ve ever seen. BREAKING: Boston Celtics star Jaylen Brown has agreed to a five-year, $304 million supermax contract extension with the franchise, per sources. […]
Evan Fournier had a roughhhh 2022-23 season with the New York Knicks. In 2021, the Knicks gave Fournier a 4-year $78 million deal. He started in all 80 games he played, averaging 14 points a night while shooting 39% from 3. Oh, and that Knicks team went 37-45 in Fournier’s first season with the team. […]
Ja Morant will be starting next season with a 25-game suspension following an Instagram Live video where he was waving a gun just a few months after he was already suspended for doing the same lame shit. Some people fear Ja isn’t learning his lesson and he refuses to grow up and represent the NBA […]
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