STAB HIM AGAIN

Larry Nassar—the former Team USA women’s gymnastics doctor who was arrested for being a disgusting nasty-ass sexual predator—was stabbed by another inmate in prison.

Nassar, 59, was stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the back and six times in the chest, and also suffered a collapsed lung in the Sunday attack, said Joe Rojas, president of Local 506, which represents employees at the Federal Correctional Complex Coleman in Central Florida.

Rojas, who said he verified the information with staff on duty, added that Nassar was in stable condition.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO.

Larry Nassar is one of the most prolific pedophiles in American history and was allowed to diddle girls left and right solely because the end result was gold medals in Olympic games that do not fucking matter at all.

Michigan State had to pay over $500 million to MORE THAN 300 ATHLETES that were victims of Nassar’s predatory behavior. This man should be stabbed on a daily basis like Prometheus getting his liver eaten by a eagle every day. At least Prometheus gave humans fire. Larry Nassar stole little girls’ bodies from them.

Nassar is uniquely depraved in that he infiltrated the American sports complex and made himself an important cog in a machine built to turn young girls into Olympic-level athletes and not only did Nassar establish himself as one of the key, irreplaceable tools but he specifically positioned himself to be alone with little girls at their most vulnerable—at the doctor’s office.

Now, I’m not one of those conservative weirdos that call anyone and anything they disagree with groomers or pedophiles. Those people do not care about children. They crave attention, community and power.

This isn’t that.

I simply think if you spend decades sexually violating little girls then you should be stabbed on a daily basis. Like, a day should not go by where there isn’t a knife in you. Larry Nassar should be in constant fear of stabbings. It’s like the Sword of Damocles except he’s not a king and has no power. But he should for sure think a sword is going to drop on his neck. 24/7.

Even look at a photo of this rat.

This freak should’ve been stabbed on the way to the hospital and when he wakes up from this stabbing, a nurse should walk in and stab him again.

Shout out to my girl, Shawn Johnson. The first US gymnast I fell in love with at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing. Someone please stab Larry one extra time for Shawn.

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