It really sucks to have a coworker who hates you for no reason. No matter what you do to try to reconcile, they are dedicated to making life awkward as hell for you. But man, when you finally leave that job and get a fresh start somewhere else—life just feels easier. For the Golden State […]
In 1912, the Titanic sank in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. 111 years later and 5 lunatics decided to jump in a submarine to explore the Titanic wreckage. An hour and 45 minutes into their voyage, they went off the radar and are now trapped underwater with their oxygen supply just about out. Meanwhile, […]
As I write this, the Boston Celtics are finalizing with the Washington Wizards for Kristaps Porzingis. Let’s let Shams share the details of the deal: Breaking: Celtics, Wizards, Clippers are closing in on a trade sending Kristaps Porzingis to Boston, Malcolm Brogdon to L.A., and Marcus Morris and draft compensation to Washington, sources tell @TheAthletic […]
With the 2023 NBA Draft days away, there are rumors saying the Los Angeles Clippers are shopping Paul George around. I am now fascinated with the idea of the Clippers punting on the Paul George-Kawhi Leonard duo but it makes sense. Los Angeles attempted some strange science experiment where they tried to optimize the peak […]
In 2019, Joey Votto was in the middle of an interview with The Athletic where the reporter overheard him talking to then-teammate, Jesse Winkler. Votto turned to Winkler and asked him “Do I still bang? Yeah of course. I fucking bang, dude.” Fast forward to 2023 and I have good news for everyone: Joey Votto […]
From the moment former Giants GM, Dave Gettleman, used the 2018 no. 2 overall draft pick to select Saquon Barkley, I knew there would be a contract dispute when his rookie deal was up. And what do you know, 5 years later and Saquon is currently holding out of training camp until the team offers […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. AEW Collison Begins .@CMPunk has the mic! 🎤💥 Watch #AEWCollision LIVE on TNT! pic.twitter.com/i2Zivun1ob — All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) June 18, 2023 CM Punk returned with a great but strange […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. BREAKING: The Washington Wizards are trading three-time All-Star Bradley Beal to the Phoenix Suns for Chris Paul, Landry Shamet, a handful of second-round picks, and multiple pick swaps, league sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. […]
The New York Yankees are now 10.5 games out of first place thanks to being swept by the Boston Red Sox over the weekend. Disgusting baseball being played by the guys in pinstripes but no one’s struggles stick out more than Giancarlo Stanton who looks like he’s terrified every time he steps into the batter’s […]
This is one of my favorite times on the NFL calendar. I love quarterback competitions. Teams go through the entire offseason without truly finding a QB1 so they have to make a bunch of backups slapbox for the starting role. Kirk Cousins is typically the Mendoza line that indicates if you’re at risk of entering […]
It’s officially the NBA offseason which means players are moving. This is my favorite time of year where we wildly speculate who is on the move and where they’ll end up. Let’s go through the entire NBA and look at everyone who will most likely find themselves renting a Uhaul and moving to new cities. […]
About a year ago, I received an email from someone asking me why I don’t write more UFC stories. The answer is simple: everyone involved in that sport is a garbage human. Dana White slapped his wife publicly and it was like, scrubbed from the internet and it was back to business as usual. They […]
NFL minicamps are wrapping up and 30-year-old Carson Wentz is still a free agent but he’s not just waiting by his phone for an opportunity. He’s taking matters into his own hands by joining forces with former NFL head coach, Jon Gruden. Free-agent QB Carson Wentz has been spending time in Tampa, throwing and studying […]
Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns have had a very awkward breakup. First reports said the Suns were waiving Paul, then the next day there was a report saying they weren’t waiving him and wanted to find a trade for him. Andddd then they waived him the next day. I think the Suns always planned […]
Here’s everything I know about Chris Simms having grown up watching him fail: His father, Phil Simms, is one of the greatest quarterbacks in Giants history which isn’t really saying much when the other Giants QBs in the running for the no. 1 spot is turnover machine Eli Manning and Kerry Collins, who played with […]
It’s been an interesting month for (former) Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass. He shared a video of a Christian influencer urging people to boycott Bud Light and Target for daring to sell their products to gay people. Not a great look for a Blue Jays organization in the midst of marketing their upcoming Pride […]
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