The 2023 San Diego Padres have the most stacked roster off all time. Manny Machado, Xander Bogaerts, Juan Soto, Fernando Tatis Jr, Jake Cronenworth, Blake Snell, Yu Darvish, Gary Sanchez, Joe Musgrave. And the team is 4th place in the NL West with a 69-78 record and no chance of making the playoffs. In a […]
This weekend, we have an in-state battle between Colorado and Colorado State. Deion Sanders snapped his fingers and turned Colorado into one of the best teams in the country which has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. Colorado State head coach, Jay Norvell, specifically has a problem with Deion wearing hats and sunglasses […]
On Monday, and it’s important to point out it was 9/11, Jonathan Majors broke up a high school fight. TMZ obtains video of Jonathan Majors breaking up a high school fight between two girls. pic.twitter.com/7IXvPCTLKE — Pop Base (@PopBase) September 14, 2023 Round of applause to this hero who happened to randomly manifest at Hollywood […]
Aaron Rodgers played about 4 minutes of football for the New York Jets before his achilles exploded and his season came to an end. You’d think all those hours he spent getting high in a dark cave would’ve prevented this tragedy but nope, he will be walking with crutches for the remainder of 2023. It’s […]
Kevin Porter Jr. has been a guard in the NBA for 4 years. Last season he averaged a career-high 19 points a game and helped lead the Houston Rockets to an incredible 22-60 record last year. He’s followed James Harden’s career trajectory of playing at USC, coming off the bench in his first season, being […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
I spent the entire NFL offseason bragging about Daniel Jones’s progression, the new offensive weapons, and an improved defense. The New York Giants spent the offseason doing absolutely fucking nothing and were stomped out by the Dallas Cowboys 40-0 at home in the 2023 season opener on Sunday Night Football in front of all of […]
Team USA lost 111-113 in the FIBA World Cup semifinals to Germany. The score looks close but they were down double digits most of the game thanks to Franz Wagner COOKING dudes. Dennis Schroder was stepping into 3’s like Kevin Durant. There was one play where Daniel Theis caught the ball at the 3-point line, […]
The NFL has officially begun and the defending champions took a surprising L to the Detroit Lions. With Travis Kelce out, the rest of Kansas City’s receivers had to step up. They did not step up. But it was Kardarius Toney, specifically, who looked like he lied on his resume to get this job. Toney […]
The Detroit Lions surprised the draft experts when they selected Alabama running back, Jahmyr Gibbs, with the no. 12 overall pick. In 2023, most of us understand how positional value works and that 12th pick could’ve been used to fill other necessary roster holes the Lions may have had. But Gibbs’s talent makes him an […]
Terrible news for those who love love. Bill Belichick and his long-term womanfriend, Linda Holliday are breaking up. The power couple has been dominating the NFL since 2007 and unfortunately, it appears they are in the midst of a brutal breakup. Bad news for them. Fantastic news for someone like me who appreciates an aged […]
There was a point in time when Lavar Ball alllllllmost had all three of his sons playing in the NBA and whatever wish he made with the monkey paw he found buried in his backyard one night had almost come true. But like the Manning family, Peyton and Eli had NFL careers while Cooper, uh, […]
Jake Haener is a quarterback we all just found out about this week when it was reported he’d miss 6 games for breaking the NFL’s PED policy. Haener’s suspension is for violating the PED policy, per source. https://t.co/yKtYj2KyhH — Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 6, 2023 The rookie 4th round pick out of Fresno State was […]
Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension. Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf — Adam […]
Every so often, I survey the media landscape, then I re-check my bank account. My overdraft fees have overdraft fees. And for some dumb reason, I elected to build a media company in a world where companies are bought up, drained of everything that originally made those companies worth purchasing and then spit out into […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
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