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9 Biggest Goofs of 2023 College Football Week 2

Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning.

And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there is sooo much goofin’ in college football but let’s look at the biggest goofs in the second week of the season

1. Jim Harbaugh: Football Goof

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Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh is serving a ‘self-imposed’ 3-game suspension for Covid recruiting violations.

But he’s established his brand as an eccentric football sicko so naturally, he couldn’t spend a Saturday sitting around the house.


He had to go operate the chains at his son’s football game.

There are infinite universes and in every single one, Jim Harbaugh is a football sicko working on Saturdays as either a coach, a player, a ref, a waterboy, a security guard, or a concession worker.

If football is being played, there are infinite Harbaughs on the payroll.

2. Peggy turning up

As a Nebraska fan, I was prepared to not even mention Colorado this week.

The Huskers got their teeth kicked in and Matt Rhule will pay for his sins.

But once I saw 98-year-old Peggy Coppom getting lit in the locker room with the boys, I couldn’t not bring it up.

 

3. See ya, Mel

Michigan State announced the suspension of head coach, Mel Tucker, after learning of an investigation into a sexual harassment allegation. The victim, Brenda Tracy, is a know rape survivor and sexual violence activist who claims Tucker was being creepy and JOing during a phone call with her.

Tucker signed a 10-year $95 MILLION contract two years ago and threw it all away to sexually prey on a famous sexual assault survivor who travels to school campuses to tell her story and educate young men and women.

You goofy ass bitch.

By the way, this is the same Michigan State that allowed Larry Nassar to abuse girls for decades. Burn this whole school to the ground.

4. Fuck Art

Speaking of nasty ass coaches, Art Briles made a surprise appearance on the sidelines of the Oklahoma game this weekend. Briles is the father-in-law of Oklahoma offensive coordinator, Jeff Lebby.

Oh, he’s also the disgraced former Baylor head coach who knowingly allowed his players and even protected some of them from various sexual assault allegations. Briles was essentially building a team of rapists who also happen to play football on Saturdays.

Keep him away from young men.

 

5. Zach Arnett is scrambled

Week 2 was all about coaches, apparently. After a 31-24 OT victory over Arizona, Mississipi State head coach, Zach Arnett

Mississipi State lost a legendary head coach this year. Mike Leach and his air raid offense revolutionized college football and most modern offenses are some Frankenstein version of his ideas.

Zach Arnett was unexpectedly handed the keys to this team and he’s now 3-0 since replacing one of the most impactful coaches ever. He should be allowed to say ‘fuck’ on TV.

 

6. Alabama vibes are in the trash

Alabama football is in trouble. They just lost to Texas. Bama was held to only 24 points and offensive coordinator, Tommy Rees, was in hell.

This is not a city that allows coaches to lose big games like this. Nick Saban might have another year to rebuild this program but Tommy Rees is one bad offensive game away from being tied up and stoned in the middle of the local mall.

7. The kick pick


As the Alabama empire slowly crumbles, everything is coming up Georgia Bulldogs. Ball State QB, Kadin Semonza, can’t even throw a ball at a lineman’s feet with that ball ending up in the hands of a Georgia defender.

Semonza ended up throwing 3 picks and was benched before the day ended. Georgia football is out here ruining more college kids’ lives than finals week.

Georgia Bulldogs just goofin every week.

8. Thomas Castellanos continues to impress

Last week, I wrote about Thomas Castellanos’s spectacular 4th down conversation so I had to check out what he had for me this week.

Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nigga.

9. Gunnar Gundy spooky hours

Oklahoma State got their teeth kicked in 0-48 by Kansas State. At the end of their blowout loss, it was time to test freshman QB, Gunnar Gundy.

He was fucking terrified.

The team was down a half-century and this coach’s son was still out there shaking like the game was on the line. Gunnar Gundy is not built for this.

 

 

 

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