In 2013, Miami Dolphins 2012 2nd-round offensive lineman, Jonathan Martin, played in just 7 games before leaving the team due to mental health issues he claimed were caused by bullying from Richie Incognito and the rest of the O-Linemen on the team, including racial slurs and all. Richie Incognito received an indefinite suspension after the […]
Recently, the Boston Red Sox signed 2-time All-Star third baseman, Alex Bregman to a 3-year, $120 million deal with opt-out options after every season. Boston may have to exercise those options early as they already have a third baseman who they gave an 11-year, $330 million contract to in 2023 and who has no plans […]
The 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend started up Friday night with me having no interest in the Celebrity Game. Shout out to Rickea Jackson serving looks. I think Druski was there but I’ve seen nonstop AI photos of him in so many different jerseys to mock guys after they have bad nights that I have no […]
WWE Grand Slam Australia airing as a regular ol’ episode of Collision was strange until Tony Khan explained Warner/Discovery wanted to add it to their NBA All-Star Weekend. Dope. Makes sense. Synergy and all those words that make emails sound important. But I hadn’t realized that meant this show would run a pre-taped show Saturday […]
We live in a world of constant negativity. Pessimism has become the default setting as we close ourselves off from connecting with others—fearing rejection as we retreat back into our isolated internet caves, siloed off from human touch. Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert has had a fairly public search for happiness. A couple years back, Boebert […]
We are in the midst of a male loneliness epidemic. Now, more than ever, men feel isolated from one another. A true mental health national emergency and the New York Jets attempted to stop Aaron Rodgers and Pat McAfee from hanging out for just a half hour once a week. The Athletic’s Dianna Russini reported […]
The Marvel Cinematic has been weird. The world blew up with a global pandemic at the same time when Marvel put out strange nonsense like Shang-Chi and The Eternals—along with some wack-ass Disney Plus shows no one asked for. But Fantastic Four is their opportunity to right the ship. Let’s take a look at the […]
At age 30, Giannis Antetokounmpo is having one of the best seasons of his life. And it doesn’t matter. The Bucks are currently the 5th seed in the East behind an Indiana Pacers team led by a dork who hits more 3’s off the court than on it. Milwaukee started this season losing 8 of […]
Imagine dedicating your entire life to become the greatest professional athlete on the planet. Truly, envision a world in which you are a teenager who decides they will sacrifice everything to be great. You make the NBA the most popular league in the world. You turn Nike into the biggest athletic brand ever. You literally […]
Myles Garrett no longer wants to be a Cleveland Brown. In a statement released on NFL.com, Garrett indicated his watch had ended as the reigning 2023 Defensive Player of the Year wants to play for an organization that didn’t put all their eggs in a basket full of holes and cum-stained massage sheets. Here’s what […]
Life is hard. We have to make a million little micro decisions every day and then we have to get up and do it all again the next. This article is the third draft I started this morning because I couldn’t decide what to write about first. Bianca Censori never has to worry about that. […]
Saturday night was the biggest night of the year: WWE Royal Rumble 2025 in Indianapolis—where at one point, there was just like, a 15-minute segment dedicated to showing Pat McAfee’s old Indianapolis Colts punting footage. The Road To Wrestlemania has begun and we have two new no. 1 contenders for the men’s and women’s world […]
On Saturday night, I watched my guy Jey Uso win the 2025 WWE Royal Rumble then switched over to ABC to catch the second half of the Lakers coming into my city for a battle against the Knicks. You know the game is over when the white Knick on the end of the bench starts […]
I don’t think I can recall a ton of instances in which I moved overconfidently. My life has been an avalanche of L’s that has thrust humility upon me as I write jokes all day to a few thousand people who probably wouldn’t care if Deadseriousness stopped existing. I go entire days without even looking […]
Emilia Perez is a French musical about a Mexican cartel kingpin who fakes their own death to start a new life as a trans woman—made by a French director who is completely dismissive of Mexican culture—starring Zoe Saldana desperately trying to win an Oscar, Selena Gomez, a billionaire who cries on social media about how […]
Watching West Coast games is a burden. Typically, I just hope there’s a blowout so I can sneak off to bed at halftime—like Friday night when the Phoenix Suns stuffed the Golden State Warriors in a locker and took their lunch money. But on Thursday night, I decided to stay up til 1am watching the […]
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