Welcome to Lester Locks In, where I, Lester Lee, will choose a few teams or events or people to lock in on for the week. This week we’ve got some Cubbies, some NBA playoff squads, Wrestlemania week and of course, my beloved Bronx Bombers. New York Yankees The Yankees have lost 5 of their […]
Project 2025 enacted. DEI is dead. The White Walkers have breached the Wall. Cooper Flagg is coming. 18 year old Cooper Flagg explosive athleticism pic.twitter.com/aPcw1vu5Qr — Pitless (@pitlessball) April 8, 2025 I finally understand why the White House is Eternal-Sunshining the country to forget Jackie Robinson’s existence—they’re changing all the textbooks to say Cooper Flagg […]
Growing up, you dropped the name “Ken Griffey Jr” at the lunch table, and all the 4th graders recognized you’re a ball-knower. You’d fall asleep to his highlights replaying on Sportscenter all night long on a loop. I always knew where my Ken Griffey Jr baseball card was—at all times. They claimed no one had […]
I will watch anything Jon Hamm creates—especially if he’s the leading man of a television drama about a depressed rich asshole. Friends & Neighbors allows Hamm to step back into a role he’s already mastered. This should be batting practice for him. Jon Hamm plays Andrew Cooper, AKA “Coop”—a handsome, successful-ish hedge fund manager, divorced […]
Ja Morant is lobbing grenades at civilians. On Thursday night, the Memphis Grizzlies were steamrolled by the Minnesota Timberwolves, 141-125. Memphis was outscored 52-25 in the third quarter as the Grizzlies stepped on every rake and slipped on every banana peel—egregious fouls, nasty turnovers and an offense vacant of actual plays or any existence of […]
I don’t like writing about these domestic abuse cases. It feels icky sometimes. But I also imagine the victims don’t like getting beat up by celebrities and athletes who casually return to work without facing any real consequences—so I guess I’ll talk about this new Tyreek Hill fight. Wednesday afternoon, local Sunny Isles Beach police […]
The Knicks have consecutive 50-win seasons—a dry-mouthed mirage becoming reality after years of crawling the desert sands, dragging the remains of Derek Fisher and Steve Mills and David Fizdale and Mario Hezonja. Yet still—as the Knicks have their most successful ball club since I was using AOL disks to load up pixelated photos of Anna […]
The 2025 NBA Playoffs are a few weeks away—you can tell from the god awful basketball played nightly as half the NBA loses everything for a chance at a teenager—like Subway Jared—and the other half exhausts their PTO in an attempt to maintain their health for the postseason. It’s the worst time in the calendar […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week let’s just talk about one singular issue: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland. Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland Professional wrestling is a world that welcomes all. Short, tall, fat, skinny, jacked, […]
I used to be obsessed with Deadseriousness page views. It was the only thing I cared about. I’d go entire days without eating—pumping out 10,15,20 garbage, clickbait articles to collect wildly fluctuating views—as I flippantly exploited teacher/student sex scandals and embarrassed addicts displaying Florida Man-esque behaviors for inconsistent checks from Google. Just churning out shitty, […]
Welcome to Deadseriousness Movie reviews. Today, let’s talk about Netflix’s expensive waste of time, The Electric State. Last year in an interview with The Sun, Millie Bobby Brown admitted she didn’t like watching movies. “I don’t watch movies. People come up to me and say, ‘You should definitely watch this movie, it would change […]
It’s time for Deadseriousness to get into the 2025 NFL Mock Draft game. I want those pageviews too. I gotta feed my family (my dog). Sure, I only really watched Nebraska football and even then, I’m mostly on my phone watching clips from Jeff Teague’s podcast. But this is America where a lack of knowledge […]
On Saturday afternoon, the New York Yankees turned the Milwaukee Brewers into the Milwaukee sewers—pissing all over them in a 20-9 beatdown—to the point where I was genuinely concerned Milwaukee may still believe these are just Spring Training scrimmages. The Yankees started the game hitting 3 consecutive home runs off the first 3 pitches. It […]
Breaking: The Grizzlies have parted ways with head coach Taylor Jenkins, the team announced. pic.twitter.com/iPOs4lvNTa — ESPN (@espn) March 28, 2025 The Memphis Grizzlies are 44-29—tied for 4th in the Western Conference. With the playoffs about 3 weeks away, this team has a great chance of entering the tourney with homecourt advantage. No better time […]
I was waiting to see where Aaron Rodgers landed before I dropped a final NFL free agency article but I don’t have time to waste while Rodgers rubs mud on his face on the outskirts of the Patagonian Desert—high off the chemicals they forced 1950s housewives to devour after they watched their second-born get mowed […]
I’ve fallen out of love with college basketball. Well, let me specify men’s college basketball. Shout out to my ladies though. They actually know how to dribble, pass and shoot. Men’s basketball is 8 raw athletes who can touch the top of the backboard—by either simply jumping to touch the top or with their horrendous […]
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