Look, there is no place in this world for crime. Stealing is bad or whatever. Don’t take things that don’t belong to you and blah blah. The Ten Commandments. You get it. But when former New York Giants corner, Janoris Jenkins, goes on Twitter and asks for help in finding his Rolls Royce, it’s difficult […]
Jameis Winston’s entire football career has been hilarious. From stealing crab legs at the local Publix to shouting ‘Grab her by the pussy (which the Daily Beast called a “Sex Chant”) at the Florida State cafeteria to throwing 30 interceptions and then getting Lasik surgery in the offseason as if his vision was the problem […]
The Knicks Game 3 performance in Atlanta was one of the worst basketball games I’ve ever had to sit through. New York shot 35% from the field and 30% from behind the arc which is incredible because it looked like they missed every single shot. The two main scorers for the Knicks, Julius Randle and […]
Throughout the entire postseason bubble last year we were all waterboarded with propaganda about the great Miami Heat Culture©️. Stories upon stories about how Team President, Pat Riley, gave Jimmy Butler his first suit or how he found Bam Adebayo in the inner city and showed him that he can turn his life around if […]
Atlanta Hawks star point guard, Trae Young, has become public enemy number one in New York. In his playoff debut, Young dropped 32 points and helped Atlanta steal Game 1 in front of a hostile Madison Square Garden crowd. In his encore, he took a step back and decided to only score 30 points as […]
The NFC East might’ve been blown wide open this week with Ben McAdoo returning to the division. The #Cowboys have hired former #Giants head coach Ben McAdoo as a consultant, sources say. Once a #Packers QB coach under Mike McCarthy, now back with him in Dallas. — Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) May 26, 2021 That’s right. […]
Prior to the 2020-21 NBA season, the Washington Wizards signed Davis Bertans to a 5-year $80 million deal. He’s a 6-foot-10 wing that can catch and shoot along the perimeter. Perfect to stand in the corner with his hands ready for when Russell Westbrook drives and chucks the ball across the court full speed at […]
On Wednesday night, the New York Knicks managed to tie their first-round series with the Atlanta Hawks after a 101-92 victory at home. The Knicks have tied the series despite their All-Star, Julius Randle, forgetting how to play basketball and looking frightened by a sold-out Madison Square Garden. Randle is shooting 11-for-39 and 4-for-13 from […]
Los Angeles Angels (of Anaheim) pitching coach, Mickey Calloway, has been exiled from Major League Baseball until after the 2022 season following an investigation into a report from earlier this year that detailed 5 separate accounts of Calloway being a creepy little sex pest. In recent years we’ve learned how gross a lot of men […]
With the No. 2 pick of the 2020 NBA Draft, the Golden State Warriors decided to select James Wiseman, the center from Memphis. Wiseman’s scouting report says he reads the game slowly and after missing his entire freshman year at college, it didn’t make all the sense in the world to bring in a project […]
Julio Jones has been demanding a trade for what feels like years now but this week, he made it quite clear his time in Atlanta is done. Julio Jones accepted a call from Fox Sports host, Shannon Sharpe, live on air in which he said he was ‘out of here’ in reference to Atlanta. Julio […]
On Tuesday night, the Los Angeles Clippers lost to the Dallas Mavericks once again to go down 0-2 in the first round of the 2021 NBA playoffs. This team has now lost 5 consecutive playoff games dating back to last year’s bubble when they blew a 3-1 lead to the Denver Nuggets. It’s easy to […]
On Tuesday night, Vladimir Guerrero Jr went 2-for-4 with a walk and a homer in the Blue Jays 6-2 victory over the New York Yankees snapping Toronto’s 6-game losing streak. The home run put Vlad in sole custody of the Major League home run lead with 16 on the season. HE’S DONE IT AGAIN 🚀 […]
Your favorite TV series has reached its finale. The last scene plays out. And then the end credits roll. A mix of emotions rushes over you (possibly contentment if it was a satisfying ending, but possibly some anger if it was a disappointing ending). Then it hits you. No more episodes. The story is over. […]
The Knicks and Nets will probably run into each other in the playoffs considering they are the two best teams in the Eastern Conference. I don’t want to hear about the Sixers are the Bucks. Doc Rivers has some fetish where he needs to blow 3-1 leads and the Bucks still have yet to discover […]
Sportsmanship among professional athletes who get paid millions of dollars based on their end-of-season stat sheets should be abolished. Players are there to clock in, do their best to perform, clock out. Caring about the feelings of your opponents isn’t a job requirement. Chicago White Sox geriatric manager, Tony La Russa, believes that you must […]
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