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About a year ago, I received an email from someone asking me why I don’t write more UFC stories. The answer is simple: everyone involved in that sport is a garbage human. Dana White slapped his wife publicly and it was like, scrubbed from the internet and it was back to business as usual.
They employ Greg Hardy who was removed from the NFL when photos leaked of the girl’s face he punched into mush. You watch an exciting fight and start to root for a guy and then they instantly grab an American flag and tell you how much they love Trump and how evil Black Lives Matters is. Then they’ll be celebrated by the same people who want politics out of sports or whatever. Impossible sport to get into.
Oh, and the biggest UFC fighter of our generation simply cannot stop sexually assaulting women.
Last week, everyone was jokey jokey about Conor McGregor punching the Miami Heat mascot in the face and sending him to the hospital. I didn’t write about it because it was the corniest, try-hard thing I’ve seen but it was all over the timeline like the funniest thing on Earth.
Turns out, later on that same night, Conor McGregor tried to rape a woman in the bathroom.
Here’s what the victim claimed happened to her that night:
‘Mr. McGregor, aided and abetted by the NBA and Miami Heat Kaseya security, had the victim physically forced via security into the men’s bathroom, separating her from her friend and trapping her inside with Mr. McGregor and his security guard.
‘Once isolated and trapped in the VIP men’s bathroom at the Kaseya Center, security refused to let her exit or allow anyone else, including her friend, inside the bathroom.
‘Mr. McGregor then appeared from inside the handicapped stall and shoved his tongue in the victim’s mouth and aggressively kissed her,’ according to the legal letter.
The woman’s attorney says she then told him she needed to use the bathroom.
While she was in the stall, she says McGregor ‘pulled out his penis and shoved it down the throat of the victim’.
She claims she was able to get him ‘off’ of her, but says he then ‘spat on her and on himself ‘in a desperate attempt to get his flaccid penis hard.’
She claims she then tried to flee, but says McGregor ‘aggressively grabbed her, pinned her up against the wall’ and tried to anally rape her.
‘Fortunately, Mr. McGregor’s penis was too limp for complete penetration, and the victim continuously elbowed Mr. McGregor and finally escaped,’ according to the letter.
What an absurd night for McGregor. He hospitalized a team employee and then attempted to rape a woman in the bathroom later on in the night. Only a fucking sociopath would have this type of 4-hour window.
Obviously, we live in a world where the immediate reaction is to assume the woman is lying for money or fame because we hate women and can’t fathom the idea that famous people do bad things.
So let’s quickly talk about all the other times Conor McGregor has been accused of rape.
In 2018, McGregor was accused of sexually assaulting a woman at a hotel outside of Dublin. Less than a year later, another woman said he sexually assaulted her in a parked car outside of a Dublin bar. So basically, Conor McGregor assaulted a woman near Dublin, got away with it without facing any sort of real consequences and immediately decided to do it again in like, the same exact spot he did the first time.
In 2020, McGregor was arrested for getting drunk, pulling his little wee wee out and trying to once again sexually assault a woman near the bathroom of a French bar while on vacation.
For those counting at home, that’s three sexual assaults in 3 years. All of these women are liars and McGregor is the unluckiest man on Earth OR, he thinks he’s god’s gift to women and believes he is this irresistible force when in actuality he’s a 5-foot-8 annoyingly overconfident alcoholic who forces himself on team mascots and random girls he makes eye contact with.
I’m about done with this man. If you knock a guy out and try to rape a woman within a two-hour span then you’re no longer allowed to occupy any space in my brain’s hard drive. I am erasing my memory of McGregor like in Men in Black.
You can’t send a guy to the hospital and then try to have butt sex with a random girl who you have to trap in the bathroom. We all understand that right?
Y’all can continue to support and giggle when he beats up a mascot at halftime for no reason at all but yea, it’s a wrap for this loser.
Are you ready to never talk about Conor McGregor ever again? Leave a comment below. Respond on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram. Or shoot me an email at Deadseriousmailbag@gmail.com. Let’s chat, bay-beeeee. Let’s continue to never give a shit about the UFC.
