Charly Arnolt is a former WWE backstage interview and ESPN SportsCenter anchor.
She now works for Clay Travis’s Outkick which is Barstool Sports for people who wish Barstool would stop being so subtle about their racism and turn that shit all the way up.
Here’s what Arnolt said of the move to the shallow end of the pool:
“I’m extremely excited to join OutKick and work alongside Clay and a great stable of talent. The outspoken nature of the platform and its ability to create engaging content is what really piqued my interest. I have a lot of opinions that I haven’t been able to express, and I can’t wait get started.”
Yes, she has a lot of opinions and now she can be ‘outspoken’ without the risk of being fired like she would have been at ESPN—a place where it’s frowned upon to call anything involving brown people “woke”.
This scammer, Charly wasted no time rushing to Fox News to unload the clip on every unimportant low-IQ hot take she’s been saving for years.
First day of school photo pic.twitter.com/a36HSgI0DT
— Charly Arnolt (@CharlyOnTV) April 20, 2023
Very cool and normal and regular. Thumbs up emoji.
I’m not going to post her full appearance but you can click the link here if you’re the one weirdo conservative who reads this site. Like, the Deadseriousness logo is literally a hammer and sickle formed in the shape of a D. Go away.
Charly essentially ran the overused playbook of every loser conservative who is forced to leave their gig because they aren’t allowed to openly tweet bigotry anymore. She claimed her voice was being muffled while on a television program broadcasting to millions.
Poor Charly.
Charly Arnolt then went on a rant about how unfair it is for trans women to compete against biological women in college sports like Lia Thomas the swimmer—even though no one on planet Earth gives a shit about women’s college swimming but suddenly these people can’t stop pretending as if this is a real issue that’s destroying the country or whatever.
Trans people occupy such a tiny fraction of America’s population and an even teenier tinier fraction of those trans people are talented enough to compete in college sports.
It is absolutely not worth discussing at all but it’s Fox News—a network that is dedicated to accelerating the Republican agenda and since they can’t outright discuss all the evil legislation their favorite politicians are forcing down our throats, they instead have to spend all day manufacturing culture wars around wearing Covid masks, Bud Light sales and trans swimmers and their audience eats that shit up.
And because everyone is so online after the Coronavirus pandemic lockdowns, it’s become easier to spread misinformation.
So many people’s brains have been broken because their social media timelines are filled with completely different lies, headlines, and faux-facts that we’re dealing with a large group of people who are living a different reality from us.
Even Charly Arnolt herself used to be normal a few years ago:
So Charly Arnolt is either A.) suffering from the aforementioned brain rot from being online too long and being trapped in a vortex of fear-mongering, hateful nonsense or B.) she is capitalizing off people’s brain rot and was given a hefty bag to be an attractive mouthpiece for a conservative media juggernaut made entirely to misinform and re-educate the most gullible weenies in the country who pay extra attention to a pretty face.
Probablyyyy a little column A and a little column B.
With Tucker Carlson fired today, I would love for Charly to take that 8pm primetime spot mainly because I know she is not at all built for that big of a stage and her downfall would be hilarious. Her heart’s not in it.
In the words of Charly Arnolt: “why be racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic when you could just be quiet?” What an asshole.
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