Monday Night Football, 3-1 Jacksonville hosting the defending AFC Champions; Super Bowl runs require Super Bowl confidence—a quality escaping the Jaguars since their 1995 birth. I’m older than the Jaguars. I just gave myself the ick. Hospice care soon cometh. A victory over Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, the Chiefs, in Primetime; Peter Parker with the […]
This Sunday, locked in, eyes on every play. Honestly, Jaxson Dart personally retiring Russell Wilson last week got me back into the NFL season. Um, not so fortunate for my Giants this week but I have something to look forward to again. I’m re-engaged, it’s time to bring back my favorite weekly article, the NFL […]
Last week, rookie Jaxson Dart debuted, palpable hope filled the tri-state area. Threats of tyranny, dread-inducing executive orders raining pain on anyone without a Hamptons beach house. Everything costs every dollar I have. The New York Giants won their first game of the season, I saw my first rainbow of 2025—discovered new food flavors, sent […]
I wasn’t in a hurry to write about the Mark Sanchez stabbing. Not the funniest story in the world. Tucked it in my back pocket (a Google doc I should rename into “shit I’ll never finish”). On Saturday, a “video”, mentioned in every report, meant the full story hadn’t been told. A young man just […]
Yankees AL Wild Card Game 3. They lose, to the Boston fucking Red Sox, I’m doing a terrorism. Have no fear, Cam Schlitter is here. The rook’s got it. Let’s see the 3-1 San Francisco 49ers limp to Los Angeles to battle the 3-1 Los Angeles Rams to maintain first place in a brutal NFC […]
NEWS: The Browns are making a change at QB. Dillon Gabriel is taking over for Joe Flacco, who will be Cleveland’s backup, per source. Shedeur Sanders will remain third on the depth chart. [image or embed] — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM Joe Flacco’s undeserved Macy’s Parade around the country, cancelled. […]
Sunrise provides fresh opportunities. Death evaded once more. Sunday morning. Eyes open to hope. Proletariat pack pews. Nico croons. Me? Dreams of doing meth with Charlie Sheen and my 7th-grade math teacher. Ms. Farley can’t handle her methamphetamines—believe it or not. Drool wiped to push notifications of Carson Wentz interceptions. We are so back. Aaron […]
On Sunday night football, all eyes were on the lone NBC broadcast. With the New York Giants down 22-9 with about 3 minutes left and the ball on the Kansas City Chiefs 5-yard line—Giants QB, Russell Wilson, had 4 downs—4 opportunities to keep his team in the game. Russell Wilson threw the ball out of […]
Last year—the New York Giants finished 31st in scoring. Touchdowns were scarce. Even last week, Week 1 of the year, a fresh start—the Giants were touchdown-less. You have a better chance of waking up next to Charlize Theron than you do of seeing the New York Giants score touchdowns. Until they went to Dallas and […]
Shout out to the NFL for finally giving Amazon good games on Thursday night. I will never forget the Browns and Titans and Jaguars having mid-offs while wearing Madden “Create-a-Team” ass uniforms. This week, Washington flew into Wisconsin to get ragdolled by this Packers defense that received a massive upgrade a week before the season […]
We’ve seen each team play exactly one football which means it’s time to wildly overreact to the smallest sample size possible. Let’s do the first NFL Power Rankings of the year and overreact to the only 4 quarters of football we’ve seen: 32. Miami Dolphins (0-1) Overreaction: Blow up the team. Fire GM Chris […]
Josh Allen vs. Lamar Jackson on Sunday night—for a lot of fans—will be the best football game of the year. Josh Allen leading the Bills back from a 40-25 deficit in the 4th quarter was worthy of caveman paintings or those paintings on Greek vases. The ones in the Disney Hercules movies. The type of […]
We’ve played one football game which means it’s time to overreact, make wild declarations with limited evidence—and of course, my favorite—make fun of some guys. Let’s not even waste time. My laptop is 200 degrees. I don’t even know if I’ll finish this article before my keyboard ignites. I’m using a Dell from the Obama […]
Welcome to the first ever Deadseriousness Top 50 NFL Quarterbacks. These rankings will be determined by a points-based system. Sort of. I will grade these 50 quarterbacks on 5 unique, and important attributes, on -5 to 5 scale. Here are the 5 categories: Wins and losses (we can talk about the defense and the offensive […]
You read that correctly. This isn’t an article predicting the NFL Award winners. No, these are 2025 NFL season predictions…in award form. Last year, I handed out awards every week and my brain is conditioned to exclusively write about the NFL via awards. It is an illness no doctor can fix. It’s something I must […]
Sources: The Cowboys are receiving two first-round picks and DT Kenny Clark in exchange for Micah Parsons. — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) August 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM Dallas Cowboys get: 2 first-round picks, DT Kenny Clark Green Bay Packers get: EDGE Micah Parsons Micah Parsons gets: 4-year $188 million contract extension We’ve got […]
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