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Sean Kugler
NFL

An Arizona Cardinals Offensive Line Coach Couldn’t Leave Mexico City Without Groping a Woman

On Monday night, the Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers played in the NFL’s annual Mexico City game. The Cardinals were squashed 10-38. With Kyler Murray out nursing a hamstring injury, Arizona didn’t stand a chance. Oh, and one of their coaches—Sean Kugler—went out and sexually assaulted a random woman before returning home There […]

zach wilson
NFL

Leave Zach Wilson Alone

Everyone and their mothers are ready to throw Zach Wilson off the Verrazano Bridge after the Jets gross 3-10 loss to the New England Patriots on Sunday. From fans to the media to teammates in the locker room, Zach Wilson has become public enemy no. 1. Let’s take a look at how he performed this […]

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NFL

Is Kirk Cousins Cool Now?

For the first time in his career, Kirk Cousins is a major contributor to one of the best teams in the NFL. From the moment he joined the Minnesota Vikings in 2018 with a fully guaranteed contract—which was an absurd amount of money for a guy who was only in the league because Mike Shanahan […]

jordan love
NFL

Time To Unleash Jordan Love

Here’s what Aaron Rodgers said about his Packers teammates making mistakes: Aaron Rodgers: “Guys who are making too many mistakes, shouldn’t be playing. Gotta start cutting some reps. Maybe guys who aren’t playing, maybe give them a chance.” — Zach Kruse (@zachkruse2) October 25, 2022 Here’s what Rodgers did against the Detroit Lions in their […]

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NFL

Jeff Saturday Aint It

Today, the Indianapolis Colts fired head coach Frank Reich. With a 3-5-1 record this season, the Colts are now looking at ESPN analyst, Jeff Saturday, to save their franchise. I recommend NFL teams not hire guys who they see on TV that morning. Personally, if I were looking for a coach, I’d probably hire a […]

russell wilson
NFL

Russell Wilson is a Sociopath

I’ve avoided dunking on Russell Wilson this season because the jokes are over once the least funny people you know start making their own low-quality memes. And you know the people I’m talking about. They probably have Barstool in their usernames or follow Clay Travis. But every time I’m bored of the Russell Wilson discourse, […]

NFL

What the Fuck is Donda Sports?

Kanye West is currently on a press tour sitting down with anyone who will listen to him about how terrible the Jews are and how much white lives matter. Some real nazi shit. Companies associated with him are rushing to end deals and contracts. Jaylen Brown of the Boston Celtics and Aaron Donald of the […]

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