Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history. Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout […]
Comedy Central roasts were dope. Sometimes. Go watch the Bob Saget and Joan Rivers roasts—A+’s. But Comedy Central isn’t really a thing anymore and stand-up comedy in general sort of fell off a cliff thanks to comedians being either too terrified to tell jokes in fear of imaginary internet scorn or too lazy to work […]
2004 was the first season I remember being a New York Giants fan. I paid attention a little the season prior. Jim Fassel was fired after going 58-53-1 in 7 seasons as the head coach. Michael Strahan had 18.5 sacks in 2003. Kerry Collins split time as starting QB with the current host of The […]
Being an NFL GM during draft season seems like hell. You have to sift through scouting reports of hundreds of players, all coming with their own unique circumstances and contexts. Random daily stories planted by 31 other GMs attempting to trick you into altering your plan or simply messing with your head. All eyes are […]
I’ve been consuming nothing but draft content for the last like, 300 straight hours. I’ve read it all. Watched the film. Perhaps I’m a little too optimistic but there are no less than 20 stars in the 2024 NFL Draft first round. Let’s grade every 1st round pick of the 2024 NFL Draft: 1. […]
I had the 2024 NFL Draft playing on the laptop while the Knicks got physically manhandled by Joel Embiid and the Philadelphia 76ers. Fascinating night. On one hand, it’s always a warm feeling seeing these kids reach their dreams but it was mixed with my desire to throw Cam Payne into a volcano. But once […]
I don’t have much to say about the 2024 NFL Draft. Trevor Lawrence being an irrelevant, slightly better Blake Bortles in his first 3 professional seasons has erased any excitement I might’ve had for Caleb Williams coming in. The ‘generational talent’ allegations no longer mean anything. The last no. 1 overall pick had all these […]
I didn’t go out much in college. I somehow snuck into the pre-med program for a science-oriented university in New York. Going to class never made any of my to-do lists since I was pretty much only there to make my parents happy and get out of the house. But then I moved into dorms […]
This week, Tom Brady appeared on some random podcast with a barber who cuts your hair for literally an hour while asking you questions and looking like he has a complicated relationship with the Jewish community. The host asked Brady if he’d pick up the phone if an NFL team asked. Here’s what the former […]
I’m putting on my NFL GM hat. This is my tryout. I deserve to be in a front office. But more importantly, I like chaos so let’s make up some random ass trades to make the league more interesting. Here are 3 blockbuster 2024 NFL Draft trade ideas: 1. Minnesota Vikings trade no. 11 and […]
The 2024 NBA Playoffs start on April 20th. Ten days. Let’s talk about some of the biggest storylines heading into the postseason. The Western Conference is STACKED. Who in the East can take out the Boston Celtics? Joel Embiid tore his ACL and is just back playing basketball a month later like his knee isn’t […]
With the 2024 NFL Draft quickly approaching, the free agency period is pretty much over so let’s look at some of the better moves from the 2024 NFL offseason: Honorable mentions: Steelers sign Russell Wilson: DangeRuss makes me cringe and I feel like he’s pretending to be the star of a CW series for so […]
Every year it feels like a random, generic college QB—whose photos look like their mother dressed them for middle school picture day—finds themselves climbing up NFL draft boards based on intangibles. This season, it’s JJ McCarthy out of Michigan who recent reports claim may go high as no. 2 to the Washington Commanders despite not, […]
I don’t love writing about these stories, especially when they first break without any real information coming out yet but the star quarterback for America’s team potentially being a sex criminal seems like something that’s worth typing up a few words for. Dak Prescott has quietly been accusing a woman of extorting him out of […]
I’ve done a deep dive into what went wrong with Russell Wilson in Denver and in that deep dive, I said the Pittsburgh Steelers were meeting with Russ but would refuse to sign him when Wilson shows up acting like a robotic weirdo programmed to be a polite teenager asking if he can take your […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
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