Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013. pic.twitter.com/xp7gvXxYJf — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 10, 2026 Jets Receive: QB […]
The Baltimore Ravens shotgun blasted the NFL offseason doors off, trading two first-round draft picks for Raiders star pass rusher Maxx Crosby. Baltimore only recorded 30 sacks last year—one of the worst teams in the NFL—and lacked a game-wrecking star. Maxx Crosby fixed both leaks. 4 days later, the Ravens snuck into the Raiders team […]
New York Giants owner Steve Tisch is the NFL’s biggest representative in the Epstein files, emailing the notorious pedophile in pursuit of new Slovek castaways Jeffrey would unchain to serve the movie producer—when he wasn’t tricking young daydreamers into sex for acting credit exchanges. Two months later, no breaking news report from Adam Schefter, detailing […]
Jaxson Dart deserved the Rookie of the Year trophy solely off the strength of the talent (or lack thereof) around him. Once WR Malik Nabers and RB Cam Skattebo suffered painful season-ending injuries, Dart relied on Wan’Dale Robinson and civilians who won some sort of Mark Wahlberg-Invincible-esque local New Jersey tryout. With Wan’Dale Robinson joining […]
6 win season. Star QB on crutches following ACL surgery. Pockets tapped. After trading 25-year old All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie to the LA Rams, Kansas City looked like they’d be spending the offseason begging pawn shop owners but nope, they just added one of the best running backs on planet Earth. Super Bowl MVP RB […]
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Dating is hard. Sometimes, you may find The One, your person, the woman you intend to spend your waning time on Earth beside, only for it to all crumble, like, 30 days before the two of you were supposed to get married in front of all […]
Two years ago, a storybook ending for the Hall of Fame tight end. A Super Bowl trophy and a girlfriend who takes a private jet from her from front door to her mailbox at the end of her driveway. One year ago, a Super Bowl loss but a Super Bowl appearance nonetheless. He and Taylor […]
Last week, the LA Rams sent four draft picks to the Kansas City Chiefs to acquire 2-time All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie. And now they’re showering him in cash. ESPN sources: Rams and Trent McDuffie reached agreement today on a record four-year, $124 million extension that includes $100 million guaranteed and makes him the highest-paid cornerback […]
ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks. The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas. pic.twitter.com/rfExCLpXfF — Adam Schefter […]
Welco 2025 record: 3-14 Estimated 2026 cap space: $58.6 million 2026 first-round draft picks: No. 2 and No. 16 (acquired from IND) Biggest offseason need: Quarterback Last season, the forward pass eluded Justin Fields, throwing fewer than 55 yards five times, benched for Tyrod Taylor—like a magician actually sawing a woman in half, screams of […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor, where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Today, the Cleveland Browns hire Todd Monken as their new head coach. Klint Kubiak tells me that he’s gonna enjoy tonight and enjoy winning a Super Bowl and tomorrow a new chapter starts […]
Last time Adam Gase graced an NFL sideline, he led the New York Jets to a 2-win season in 2020. 6 years later, the prodigal son, God’s gift to the modern offense, returns to the NFL with the Los Angeles Chargers are hiring Gase as “an assistant coach overseeing the passing game.” Adam Gase, the […]
Rookie defensive superstar, third place in Defensive Rookie of the Year voting, James Pearce Jr, spent the weekend terrorizing WNBA star Rickea Jackson, now arrested in Florida, facing 5 felony charges, including aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, aggravated stalking and aggravated battery of a law enforcement officer. Jackson, who plays for the Los Angeles […]
Super Bowl 60, the Seatlle Seahawks win another ring after beating the New England Patriots 29-13 in a snoozefest of a game sandwiched between nonstop crypto and gambling ads. I ate some mozzarella sticks, watched Bad Bunny bring the house down and was in bed by 11. What a night. Super Bowl 60 is the […]
You never want to have your name attached to the most notorious child sex trafficker in United States history. But thanks to the Trump Adminstration cozying up to Pizza Gate/Q-Anon/schizophrenics, they are now, as infrequently as possible, dripping bits and pieces of FBI investation materials—incljuding emails, witness testimonies and freaky birthday cards—shooting civilizians and arresting […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor, where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Today, the Cleveland Browns hire Todd Monken as their new head coach. The #Browns are hiring former #Ravens OC Todd Monken as their new head coach, per The Insiders. After an exhaustive search, […]
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