The Brooklyn Nets were supposed to cruise through the playoffs but after losing both James Harden and Kyrie Irving to leg injuries, the Nets are tied 2-2 with the Milwaukee Bucks. Now, it’s suddenly Kevin Durant vs. Everybody. Brooklyn went up 2-0 after historic offensive nights but then they traveled to Milwaukee for Game 3 […]
On February 1st, 2019 the New York Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis, Tim Hardaway Jr, Courtney Lee and Trey Burke to the Dallas Mavericks in exchange for Dennis Smith Jr, DeAndre Jordan, Wes Matthews and two future 1st round draft picks. A day Knicks fans will never forget because the NBA media will never stop reminding […]
There is no active dynasty in the NBA right now. The days of LeBron James dragging random bums to the Finals are over. The Warriors haven’t made the playoffs in years and all the top teams are riddled with injuries. The league is wide open and anyone can win the chip next season if they […]
In 2019, Kawhi Leonard singlehandedly ended the Golden State Warriors dynasty. After a historic playoff run, you could easily make the case that he was the best basketball player on the Earth. LeBron was an elderly man nursing his busted groin while Kawhi dumped Steph Curry into the bay. Then Kawhi decided his next great […]
The Boston Celtics fans are being Boston Celtics fans again which means everyone has to log off for the next few days as they try to convince us that they’re not racist. Over the weekend, the Brooklyn Nets beat the Boston Celtics 141-126 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. What will most likely […]
The Knicks Game 3 performance in Atlanta was one of the worst basketball games I’ve ever had to sit through. New York shot 35% from the field and 30% from behind the arc which is incredible because it looked like they missed every single shot. The two main scorers for the Knicks, Julius Randle and […]
Throughout the entire postseason bubble last year we were all waterboarded with propaganda about the great Miami Heat Culture©️. Stories upon stories about how Team President, Pat Riley, gave Jimmy Butler his first suit or how he found Bam Adebayo in the inner city and showed him that he can turn his life around if […]
Atlanta Hawks star point guard, Trae Young, has become public enemy number one in New York. In his playoff debut, Young dropped 32 points and helped Atlanta steal Game 1 in front of a hostile Madison Square Garden crowd. In his encore, he took a step back and decided to only score 30 points as […]
Prior to the 2020-21 NBA season, the Washington Wizards signed Davis Bertans to a 5-year $80 million deal. He’s a 6-foot-10 wing that can catch and shoot along the perimeter. Perfect to stand in the corner with his hands ready for when Russell Westbrook drives and chucks the ball across the court full speed at […]
On Wednesday night, the New York Knicks managed to tie their first-round series with the Atlanta Hawks after a 101-92 victory at home. The Knicks have tied the series despite their All-Star, Julius Randle, forgetting how to play basketball and looking frightened by a sold-out Madison Square Garden. Randle is shooting 11-for-39 and 4-for-13 from […]
With the No. 2 pick of the 2020 NBA Draft, the Golden State Warriors decided to select James Wiseman, the center from Memphis. Wiseman’s scouting report says he reads the game slowly and after missing his entire freshman year at college, it didn’t make all the sense in the world to bring in a project […]
On Tuesday night, the Los Angeles Clippers lost to the Dallas Mavericks once again to go down 0-2 in the first round of the 2021 NBA playoffs. This team has now lost 5 consecutive playoff games dating back to last year’s bubble when they blew a 3-1 lead to the Denver Nuggets. It’s easy to […]
The Knicks and Nets will probably run into each other in the playoffs considering they are the two best teams in the Eastern Conference. I don’t want to hear about the Sixers are the Bucks. Doc Rivers has some fetish where he needs to blow 3-1 leads and the Bucks still have yet to discover […]
On Tuesday night, the Boston Celtics won their play-in game against the Washington Wizards. With Jaylen Brown out recovering from left wrist surgery, Jayson Tatum came through with a 50-burger to help secure the 7th seed but Kemba Walker was the real star of the game. My man Kemba walked into the arena rocking a […]
The Philadelphia 76ers lost Game 1 to the 6-seeded Brooklyn Nets, at home, 111-102—in a game about as competitive as hopscotch with a paraplegic. Brooklyn punched Philly directly in the nose with a 12-0 run to end the first quarter and the Sixers pretended like they left something in their cars and then nervously sped […]
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