The Portland Trailblazers have been in the news a lot lately for a team that’s been below .500 most of this season and will be a complete non-factor when the season concludes. Whether we’re debating if Lillard is a Top 75 player ever (he isn’t) or they have to fire their GM for being a […]
The Golden State Warriors are 20-4 this season. They are the best team in the NBA and their second best player and co-Splash Brother, Klay Thompson, has yet to even suit up for the squad. But they don’t need Klay because a new Splash Brother has emerged. Andrew Wiggins with his 8th three of the […]
The OKC Thunder have been tanking for several years and have been applauded for their efforts. Hoarding first-round draft picks and throwing out lineups full of guys who would get run out of the local YMCA gym just for the hope of selecting a generational talent that will inevitably leave when their rookie contract is […]
Enes Kanter has been loud and annoying for several years now. A guy who is only in the NBA because he’s 7 feet tall and can grab a few extra rebounds while the talented players around him do everything else. He has now taken his annoying nonsense to the next level as he’s become this […]
Kemba Walker appears to be an overall nice guy, hard worker and new york native living his dream of playing basketball for the New York Knicks. Cute. He also gets devoured by screens, lost in defensive rotations and his brittle knees make him tortoise slow in transition. So when it was announced this week that […]
The Los Angeles Lakers are 11-11 through their first 22 games this season. A team with LeBron James, Anthony Davis and Russell Westbrook should not be preparing for the end of season play-in tournament hoping to secure the 7th seed and with all attention of how atrocious Russell Westbrook has been, Avery Bradley has slipped […]
RJ Barrett started this season looking determined to make his first All-Star team. He was the most consistent player on the Knicks. The prophecy was coming true before our very eyes. In his first 9 games, he averaged 19.2 points, 5.8 rebounds and 2.7 assists on 47% shooting from the field and 40% from 3. […]
During the Golden State Warriors dynasty, Steve Kerr took time off to recover from a back injury. Luke Walton became the interim coach and the Warriors did Warrior shit. Somehow Luke Walton got credit for the Warriors success despite them already being one of the greatest teams ever with the two greatest shooters ever and […]
There’s something truly magical about an NBA fight. One player fouls another player a little harder than normal. That player then randomly freaks out and shoves the player that fouled him. Everyone else immediately starts holding everyone back and the only people who get hit are the little trainers and water boys who physically cannot […]
The Eastern Conference is STACKED this season. Normally, starting the season 8-7 would be the dream for Knicks fans but we spoiled last year with New York getting homecourt advantage in the playoffs. We have new expectations now. Unfortunately, Julius Randle doesn’t give a shit about any of that as the All-NBA forward is playing […]
Today it is being reported that Washington Wizards GM, Tommy Sheppard, is getting both a contract extension as well as a promotion to team president as this team sits at 10-3 as the best team in the Eastern Conference somehow. Last season, this team barely landed at the 8th seed. They traded away future Hall […]
It is being reported that the Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers, will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena starting December 25th. It is a 20-year deal worth $700 million and starting Christmas Day, cryptocurrency will get nonstop name placement on ESPN and etc. Most of the reaction has less to do with a […]
Brandon Boston Jr was selected 51st overall by the Los Angeles Clippers and was supposed to quietly develop in the G-League while Kawhi Leonard leads this team to a championship parade buuuut plans change. With Terrence Mann out and Nic Batum on a minutes restriction, Boston was given an opportunity on Tuesday night against the […]
The Chicago Bulls blew out the Los Angeles Lakers 121-103 on Monday night. You can downplay this win by saying that LeBron James didn’t play or that Anthony Davis was ejected or the Lakers are only a .500 team but yea cannot deny that previous DeRozan teams would’ve lost just knowing that LeBron was in […]
Enes Kanter has been on an anti-China, ‘free tibet’, press tour for likes, retweets and photo-ops. His anti-Chinese rhetoric has led to the Boston Celtics games being banned over there which is honestly the best thing he could’ve ever done for the Chinese citizens. Kanter went on CNN to talk more about how he’s the […]
Scottie Pippen isn’t doing well. He’s currently on a press tour for his book that doesn’t matter. Every day there is a new bomb dropped regarding how much The Last Dance documentary praised Michael Jordan and disrespected Pippen. Here is Scottie Pippen saying that no one gives him credit for playing with a bad back […]
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