Hey, I hate the Oklahoma City Thunder. I know as a Knicks fan, I am legally required to run my car into anyone I see wearing a Pacers jersey. Reggie Miller mocked Spike Lee. Roy Hibbert blocked Carmelo Anthony at the rim. The Pacers have eliminated my favorite team from the playoffs in back-to-back seasons […]
We can be crybabies, complaining about the refs missing calls or Tyrese Haliburton’s dad being allowed in the arena or the locker rooms showers being slightly cold or whatever—OR—we can lick our wounds, head back to Madison Squade Garden for Game 5 and turn Rick Carlisle into the new Doc Rivers as the Indiana Pacers […]
This was supposed to be an article praising the New York Knicks on their Game 1 victory over the Indiana Pacers but then I remember good things do not happen to me. As a child I was was given the curse of being born. I didn’t ask for this. So to avoid depression-typing 1,000 words […]
After back-to-back heartbreaking 2nd-round exits, the New York Knicks finally reached the Eastern Conference Finals—4 wins away from an NBA Finals berth with only the Indiana Pacers in their way. The New York Knicks could return to the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999—but first, they have to survive one more round against […]
Before the Knicks sent the Boston Celtics to the 2026 NBA Lottery, ESPN aired the 2025 one. Here are the results: The 2025 #NBADraftLottery presented by State Farm Results! pic.twitter.com/rk5R8IVurT — NBA (@NBA) May 12, 2025 Let’s talk winners and losers of the 2025 NBA Draft lottery. Here are the winners: 1. People Who Like […]
Welcome to Free Throws, Deadseriousness’s weekly NBA column, getting some shots up and tossing around some basketball takes. This week, we have a breakdown on why the Boston Celtics are down 0-2 in the second round, a whistleblower on the Draymond Green Agenda™ and some quick Tyrese Haliburton slander, as a treat. The […]
Last night, I hovered over my bed—replaying all of my favorite moments from the Knicks stealing Game 1 of their second-round series against the Boston Celtics—a team that annihilated them on the first night of this season—breaking the record for most 3’s in a single game. Garbage time started with 9 minutes left in that […]
Welcome to Free Throws, Deadseriousness’s weekly NBA column, getting some shots up and tossing around some basketball takes. This week, we have the Cavs’s amazing sweep of the almighty Heat Culture, the Lakers magical season abruptly ending and the legacy of Knicks point guards. Cleveland Defeats Heat Culture Cleveland vs. Miami was not your […]
Welcome to Lester’s Diaries, where I rant, ramble, yap and yuck about some sort of tournament or weekend-long event or whatever. Lets’ talk about the 2025 NBA Playoffs. Play-In Tournament NIGHT TWO Wednesday, April 16th 2025 7:30PM Eastern Miami Heat dogwalk the Chicago Bulls in a 109-90 road victory to advance in a win-or-go-home game […]
The 2025 NBA Play-In Tournament begins this week. After losing in OT to the Los Angeles Clippers in the final game of the season, the Golden State Warriors have to fight for their lives against a Memphis Grizzlies team, throwing grenades into the bleachers, having the time of their life playing without a coach. The […]
Game 82 is one of my favorite sports days of the year. All the teams play in the afternoon, around the same time. One-third of the league is battling for playoff seeding. One-third has one final opportunity to lose and increase their draft lottery odds. And one-third has their playoff seeding locked in so they’re […]
Project 2025 enacted. DEI is dead. The White Walkers have breached the Wall. Cooper Flagg is coming. 18 year old Cooper Flagg explosive athleticism pic.twitter.com/aPcw1vu5Qr — Pitless (@pitlessball) April 8, 2025 I finally understand why the White House is Eternal-Sunshining the country to forget Jackie Robinson’s existence—they’re changing all the textbooks to say Cooper Flagg […]
Ja Morant is lobbing grenades at civilians. On Thursday night, the Memphis Grizzlies were steamrolled by the Minnesota Timberwolves, 141-125. Memphis was outscored 52-25 in the third quarter as the Grizzlies stepped on every rake and slipped on every banana peel—egregious fouls, nasty turnovers and an offense vacant of actual plays or any existence of […]
The Knicks have consecutive 50-win seasons—a dry-mouthed mirage becoming reality after years of crawling the desert sands, dragging the remains of Derek Fisher and Steve Mills and David Fizdale and Mario Hezonja. Yet still—as the Knicks have their most successful ball club since I was using AOL disks to load up pixelated photos of Anna […]
The 2025 NBA Playoffs are a few weeks away—you can tell from the god awful basketball played nightly as half the NBA loses everything for a chance at a teenager—like Subway Jared—and the other half exhausts their PTO in an attempt to maintain their health for the postseason. It’s the worst time in the calendar […]
Breaking: The Grizzlies have parted ways with head coach Taylor Jenkins, the team announced. pic.twitter.com/iPOs4lvNTa — ESPN (@espn) March 28, 2025 The Memphis Grizzlies are 44-29—tied for 4th in the Western Conference. With the playoffs about 3 weeks away, this team has a great chance of entering the tourney with homecourt advantage. No better time […]
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