“Your second shit put niggas to sleep but they gassed it”, J. Cole says on 7 Minute Drill, his response to Kendrick Lamar’s recent diss on Future’s latest album. The irony. The lack of self-awareness. J. Cole just NOW started making interesting music. Before linking up with guys like J.I.D and Earthgang—rappers far more captivating […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
Okay, let’s watch the trailer for Strictly Confidential starring 58-year-old Elizabeth Hurley, set to be released on April 5th. 1. Why does every movie look like a Kingdom Hearts cutscene now? What is this 2002 desktop computer screensaver filter making this movie feel like the script was typed into an AI video generation program? […]
The 2024 Grammys is one of the biggest nights of the year. And like every big night, there are winners. And there are certainly losers. Let’s start with the biggest winners of the 2023 Grammys: 1. Nicki Minaj I get the feeling Nicki Minaj has been awake for like, 12 straight days. She’s been […]
This week, the Arena Group sent an email to all Sports Illustrated employees saying “We will be laying off staff that work on the SI brand,” essentially killing the prestigious brand that, for years, had been as vibrant as a coma patient. For generations, Sports Illustrated acted as the gold standard of sports journalism. Some […]
On Saturday night, the NFL aired a playoff game exclusively on Peacock so millions of people had to purchase a new subscription (or find a working stream online). But some of us, like myself, have had Peacock for years. If you were forced to pay for this streaming service and you see shit like the […]
Have you ever reached in the fridge for milk only to open it up and realize it’s gone bad? That smell of dead bodies reminding you it’s time to go grocery shopping again. Some people refuse to acknowledge their milk’s gone bad and they pour that curlded nightmare into their cereal anyway. Like the Los […]
There’s so much going on in the life of Fox Sports analyst, Chris Broussard. A trade for James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers finally ended weeks of pointless debates. But Broussard is also dealing with the loss of his developmentally disabled cousin. Who he had to put dow—I MEAN he died a month or […]
Turning Deadseriousness into a fully dedicated sports site might’ve been one of the worst mistakes of my life. Well, I’ve made some tremendous mistakes and almost all of them happened after one sip of Bud Light (sponsor the site) but as far as career choices go, I elected to spend all of my time attempting […]
Every so often, I survey the media landscape, then I re-check my bank account. My overdraft fees have overdraft fees. And for some dumb reason, I elected to build a media company in a world where companies are bought up, drained of everything that originally made those companies worth purchasing and then spit out into […]
The first trailer for David Fincher’s ‘THE KILLER’ has been released. Releasing November 10 on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/1VXQEIQb53 — DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 29, 2023 Here’s the synopsis of the movie for those of you like myself who couldn’t find any plot in that trailer: A professional. A man of few scruples, nerves of steel, […]
We live in a country where we have all lost faith in our leaders. Many of us have turned to dangerous conspiracy theories to help our brains comprehend how atrociously ineffective our government has become. Antisemitism is on the rise as people point fingers at shadowy, imaginary Jews in power who are manipulating us so […]
After 16 unremarkable years at ESPN, Sage Steele is leaving the company so she can continue being a weirdo online without any repercussions. Life update. Having successfully settled my case with ESPN/Disney, I have decided to leave so I can exercise my first amendment rights more freely. I am grateful for so many wonderful experiences […]
At one point, Doja Cat was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth. And her name still rings bells like, I’m choosing to write about her because I know there are a bajillion Google searches for her name every day and maybe some people will accidentally click on a Deadseriousness link. In 2020, Say […]
Lana Del Rey is one of the most fascinating artists of our generation. Her first big hit, Summertime Sadness came out in 2012—one of the worst years in music history. Carly Rae Jepsen, Fun and Gotye dominated the charts. You couldn’t leave the house without hearing “I’m Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO. We […]
Sometimes I forget how quickly villains are created in The Bachelorette. We’re only in the second week and we already have one of the guys telling Charity that someone else might be there for ‘the wrong reasons’. It’s one of my favorite tropes of the series. Someone appears to be a frontrunner early on. A […]
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