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Have you ever reached in the fridge for milk only to open it up and realize it’s gone bad? That smell of dead bodies reminding you it’s time to go grocery shopping again. Some people refuse to acknowledge their milk’s gone bad and they pour that curlded nightmare into their cereal anyway. Like the Los […]
There’s so much going on in the life of Fox Sports analyst, Chris Broussard. A trade for James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers finally ended weeks of pointless debates. But Broussard is also dealing with the loss of his developmentally disabled cousin. Who he had to put dow—I MEAN he died a month or […]
Turning Deadseriousness into a fully dedicated sports site might’ve been one of the worst mistakes of my life. Well, I’ve made some tremendous mistakes and almost all of them happened after one sip of Bud Light (sponsor the site) but as far as career choices go, I elected to spend all of my time attempting […]
Every so often, I survey the media landscape and then I re-check my bank account. My overdraft fees have overdraft fees. And for some dumb reason, I elected to build a media company in a world where companies are bought up, drained of everything that originally made those companies worth purchasing and then spit […]
The first trailer for David Fincher’s ‘THE KILLER’ has been released. Releasing November 10 on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/1VXQEIQb53 — DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 29, 2023 Here’s the synopsis of the movie for those of you like myself who couldn’t find any plot in that trailer: A professional. A man of few scruples, nerves of steel, […]
We live in a country where we have all lost faith in our leaders. Many of us have turned to dangerous conspiracy theories to help our brains comprehend how atrociously ineffective our government has become. Antisemitism is on the rise as people point fingers at shadowy, imaginary Jews in power who are manipulating us so […]
After 16 unremarkable years at ESPN, Sage Steele is leaving the company so she can continue being a weirdo online without any repercussions. Life update. Having successfully settled my case with ESPN/Disney, I have decided to leave so I can exercise my first amendment rights more freely. I am grateful for so many wonderful experiences […]
At one point, Doja Cat was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth. And her name still rings bells like, I’m choosing to write about her because I know there are a bajillion Google searches for her name every day and maybe some people will accidentally click on a Deadseriousness link. In 2020, Say […]
Lana Del Rey is one of the most fascinating artists of our generation. Her first big hit, Summertime Sadness came out in 2012, one of the worst years in music history. Carly Rae Jepsen, Fun and Gotye dominated the charts. You couldn’t leave the house without hearing “I’m Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO. […]
Sometimes I forget how quickly villains are created in The Bachelorette. We’re only in the second week and we already have one of the guys telling Charity that someone else might be there for ‘the wrong reasons’. It’s one of my favorite tropes of the series. Someone appears to be a frontrunner early on. A […]
The Bachelorette is BACK. It feels like I went 2 straight years with nonstop Bachelor programming and then all of a sudden this franchise took an extended hiatus and I had to like, go outside or read books or something else lame and productive. I can’t do Love is Blind anymore. I need one person […]
Shannon Sharpe is set to leave Skip Bayless and Undisputed immediately following the NBA Finals. It’s going to be difficult for Fox Sports to replace Shannon Sharpe—especially now considering Skip Bayless has become unhinged, power-hungry and honestly, a sundowning elderly man with nothing new or interesting to add to the sports media landscape. But the […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
Earlier this week, Barstool Sports fired Ben Mintz aka Mintzy after he rapped the n-word on his podcast/radio show thing. Dave Portnoy announced on Twitter that Mintzy no longer worked for the company and went out of his way to let everyone know that he was totally okay with him saying the n-word but Barstool’s […]
Charly Arnolt is a former WWE backstage interview and ESPN SportsCenter anchor. She now works for Clay Travis’s Outkick which is Barstool Sports for people who wish Barstool would stop being so subtle about their racism and turn that shit all the way up. Here’s what Arnolt said of the move to the shallow end […]
I try to avoid talking about guys like Jason Whitlock and Clay Travis because it is very clear they are gaming social media by intentionally angering people in order to maximize views so they can go to companies and show them all the views they get and trick people into giving them money under the […]
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