Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted at least 20 women and the NFL settled on an 11-game suspension with a $5 million fine as his punishment for literally rubbing his wee wee on unexpected strangers while they were at work. Any suspension that’s less than one full year is a disappointing mistake but it’s the NFL. This […]
Last week, Major League Baseball dropped the HAMMER on Fernando Tatis Jr, handing him an 80-game suspension for having Clostebol in his system. An absolutely devastating move for anyone who was waiting for Tatis to make his season debut and join the San Diego Padres super team batting between Juan Soto and Manny Machado. Before […]
The NFL preseason exists for two reasons: 1. NFL owners trick fans into buying tickets and packing the stadium to watch 4th stringers and future Wheel of Fortune contestants give each other concussions. The second reason is to murder starters and break all their bones in the 3 short minutes their own the field. The […]
Last season, the Giants decided to bring in a big-name receiver to help Daniel Jones progress to the next level and rightfully so. The Cowboys acquired Amari Cooper in 2019 and Dak Prescott had the best season of his career. The same thing happened for Josh Allen when the Bills traded for Stefon Diggs in […]
It’s way more fun to mock the worst head coaches in the NFL than it is for me to sit here and write “Andy Reid is really good”. Go read that boring shit at ESPN if you need it. Here are the 5 worst head coaches in the NFL: 1. Matt Rhule In 2020, there […]
The Cleveland Browns gave up both historic draft capital and record levels of cash to acquire a guy they knew was a sexual predator and surprisingly, that sexual predator might not even be allowed to play football this season. There are new reports saying Cleveland is interested in acquiring Jimmy Garoppolo from the San Francisco […]
Kevin Durant is one of the most talented players in the NBA. He also happens to be one of the biggest weirdos in the league who requested a trade from a franchise that has done nothing but adhere to all of his wishes. Last week, Durant met with Nets team owner, Joe Tsai, to essentially […]
After spending 6 years in San Antonio, Dejounte Murray was traded to the Atlanta Hawks and in his first summer away from home, he’s traveled court to court terrorizing everyone in his path. Dejounte Murray : Paolo banchero needs to be humble Also Dejounte Murray last week Vs a 9-5 worker pic.twitter.com/yEeaVFkjUw — John (@iam_johnw) […]
Why are some sports so similar? It’s a question that has perplexed experts for years. Some argue that it’s because of the physicality involved, while others believe it’s the mental aspects that make two sports look so alike. But when you compare NFL and Sports Shooting, there are some uncanny similarities that will have you […]
This week, the Philadelphia Phillies released Didi Gregorius in a move that will most likely open the door for 24-year-old rookie, Bryson Stott, to step up and become the new shortstop. What’s next for Didi Gregorius? In 63 games this season, Didi has 1 homer, 19 RBIs with a .210 batting average. Noooooooot great It […]
Here is what former NBA player, Enes Freedom Kanter said to the Israeli press regarding his current status with the NBA: “Free agency is open for one month. Normally, I should have already received offers,” Kanter said. “This summer I did not receive one single offer. The reason is that I spoke out against what […]
If you’re a Marvel fanatic, you know your office space should be decorated accordingly! Not everyone is lucky enough to work in a custom-made Marvel office, but with a few simple tips, you can make any office space look like it belongs to the Avengers. Here are our top tips for designing the perfect Marvel […]
Joey Gallo is a 28-year 2-time All-Star who completely forgot how to hit a baseball this season. He was an automatic out and a sigh of relief for opposing pitchers. When he stepped into the batter’s box you knew he was going to strike out. The Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a deal […]
It is being reported that the NBA will be investigating the New York Knicks for tampering and finalizing a deal with Jalen Brunson prior to the beginning of the free agency window. But who cares if the Knicks tampered for Jalen Brunson? The entire premise of tampering in the NBA makes absolutely no sense because […]
Deshaun Watson tricked and pressured pretty much every female massage therapist in the city of Houston into touching his little wee wee and was rewarded with the biggest contract in NFL history from the Cleveland Browns. BUT, the NFL has decided to only suspend him 6 games despite 20+ women sharing their stories about how […]
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