This week, Dom Capers had his first press conference after being hired as an assistant defensive coach for the Carolina Panthers. The 72-year-old decided he was going to show up to this press conference fresh as hell with a brand new and totally normal and regular haircut. Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the […]
When Warner Bros announced that James Gunn would be taking over the reins of the DC movie universe, there were so many announcements about movies being canceled and roles being recast. However, for some reason, this Flash movie is still happening despite the star, Ezra Miller, being a sociopath who has decided his life into […]
From the moment Kliff Kingsbury got fired by the Arizona Cardinals and purchased a one-way flight to Bangkok, I’ve had Google alerts set up for the word ‘Thailand’. In my quest to track down one of the worst head coaches in modern sports history, I accidentally stumbled upon my new favorite couple. A 70-year-old woman […]
The 2023 NBA All-Star Weekend was blah all around so I don’t want to spend too much time even talking about it. But I can’t act like it didn’t happen so here’s some content almost exclusively for SEO purposes. Usually, I try to make these winners and losers lists a little longer but again, I’m […]
Over the weekend at the Genesis Invitational, Tiger Woods and Justin Thomas had one of the funniest moments in sports history. After driving the ball further, Tiger Woods walked up to Justin Thomas and slipped him a tampon biggest he was playing like a bitch. Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving […]
Eric Bieniemy has one of the best gigs in sports. He has spent the last decade with the Kansas City Chiefs working under Andy Reid. Since 2018, Bieniemy has had the pleasure of being Patrick Mahomes’s offensive coordinator. I can’t think of an easier job. “Pat, go throw touchdowns”. For years, Bieniemy’s name has been […]
The XFL is back this weekend. What a crazy sentence. This football league has been launched two times and failed two times already yet here we are all pretending to be optimistic about the idea of ‘year-round’ football despite the XFL proving time and time again that they are incapable of pulling this shit off. […]
2023 All-Star Weekend is upon us. The best basketball players on planet Earth face off in an All-Star game. The best shooters compete in a 3-point contest. And 4 random guys no one’s heard of take turns performing dunks we’ve already seen before in front of a bored crowd of their peers and their peers’s […]
It’s been a huge couple of weeks for people who call the manager on the teenage cashiers who won’t honor their extremely expired coupons. Ever since Sam Smith performed at the Grammy’s, there have been losers mad online at his spooky hell-inspired performance. How he’s being hissed at in public: Sam Smith getting a mouthful […]
Super Bowl 57 was one of the most exciting Super Bowls of all time. Whoever wrote the script for this game deserves an EGOT. There was drama, pathos, and of course, there were winners and losers. Here are the winners of Super Bowl 57.: 1. Patrick Mahomes Should we quickly run through all of Mahomes’s […]
Whenever Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee Show, he reveals something new about himself. Everything I’ve learned about Aaron Rodgers has been against my will. This time, Aaron shared that he’ll be going on a Darkness Retreat during the offseason. Ok. Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s going on an “darkness retreat” in […]
The 2023 NBA trade deadline was one of the most exciting weeks in the league’s history with a few of the greatest players ever being shipped around the country. Russell Westbrook, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, Kevin Knox. All these future Hall-of-Famers are being traded right before our eyes. Wow. Here are the winners of the […]
George Kittle might be looked at as the best tight end in the NFL if the San Francisco 49ers found a consistent starting quarterback. They thought they found someone in Trey Lance but his leg immediately exploded so we have no idea if he can ball or not and Brock Purdy emerged out of nowhere […]
I hate to write back-to-back pieces about the Los Angeles Lakers but as I was going through the team’s depth chart to see where D’Angelo Russell fits in, I noticed they don’t need to wait for Bronny to be drafted for a father and son to play together. Malik Beasley and Scottie Pippen Jr will […]
On June 22nd, 2017, the Los Angeles Lakers traded D’Angelo Russell to the Brooklyn Nets because Russell tried to ‘prank’ his teammate Nick Young by recording him bragging about cheating on Iggy Azalea but the video was leaked and the prank instantly ruined people’s lives. 6 years later and D’Angelo Russell will be back in […]
Some people go to work, collect their paychecks and then go home. Some people go to work and have sex with their subordinates while their wife films it. Banks County Elementary School Principal Dana Simmons fits more into the latter. Let’s see what we down during recess: A Georgia elementary school principal and a gym […]
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