You don’t work, you don’t eat. Simple as that. Jonathan Majors, the greatest who never was. Marvel built a kingdom Majors lit on fire the night his girlfriend saw him texting another girl, he beat her unconscious and then called the police on himself. Too villainous for Kang The Conqueror, I reckon. Kang destroys realities, […]
NFL free agency is over. I’ve declared it so. (Also this has been sitting in my drafts for two weeks for no reason, my bad) Only Pittsburgh waits for its QB to emerge from the rain forest, shaking off a brutal payote hangover. Before we start looking at this month’s draft, let’s review all the […]
They Broke CB Bucknor. The new ABS challenge system—instant drama infused in the midst of an at-bat, any moment, a double tapped cap, a big dramatic reveal on the humbltron—did the ump get it right? MLB’s thrown a spontaneous game show into each broadcast—batters soon required to shout “NO WHAMMYS” as they await the final […]
In 2023, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem opened a hotline, allowing snitches to call in whenever they catch a whiff of drag shows near South Dakota colleges—along with an open letter, writing: “On campuses across the country, students have been taught the importance of diversity and equity and given access to ‘safe spaces’ instead of […]
In 2009, 2-time NBA All-Star Stephon Marbury livestreamed himself eating vaseline—claiming it soothed his sore throat—although the justifications are irrelevant. My guy was filming himself eating petroleum jelly, unprovoked. (Former) Chicago Bulls guard Jaden Ivey, caught covered in Vasoline. Monday afternoon, Jaden Ivey giving IG sermons to bloggers and his hometown, hanging from the back […]
On Sunday night, the Knicks lost 100-111 to the defending champions on Peacock. Whole world watching. A potential statement game, declarion to the NBA, New York telling the world they are coming for the belt. Anddddd they got the belt. All eyes on Karl-Anthony Towns, as they are every national broadcast, commentary team lasered focused […]
162-game season, too large a sample size. All I need is one (1) game to draw my conclusions. Must outperform the machine. John Henry vs. AI. So what others may call “overreactions”, I call diagnoses. The data is more than sufficient to make declarative statements. Here are 3 truths I’ve gathered from MLB opening day […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week, let’s book AEW without Toni Storm and mock this whole Danhausen thing. Life without Toni Storm AEW will be without one of its biggest stars, Toni Storm—out the remainder of 2026 […]
Two teams redeemed their Final Four vouchers, UConn Huskies and UCLA Bruins headed to the NCAA Tournament semifinals with huge victories Sunday afternoon. UConn’s defense suffocates Notre Dame UConn 70 – Notre Dame 52 Azzi Fudd throwing darts, 10 beers deep, one eye closed, leaaaaaning—just 13 points on 5-12 shooting. Whole squad followed the leader, […]
The 2026 NFL Draft approaches. In a moon’s cycle, a new crop enters the league for harvest. Potential unrealized. Anything is possible. Hope springs eternal. The ESPN machine fills the next 30 days with bold claims, declarative statements, no proof required. “Who will be the next Tom Brady or Patrick Mahomes?” -a panel of experts […]
The Curry spirit visited the wrong locker room, the Orlando Magic starting this game 6-for-6 from the field but the team ranked 19th in offensive rating, joined forces, found a way to exorcise those demons, falling down 20 points in the 2nd quarter, Kon Knueppel and Coby White back-to-back Double Dragon dojo style, continuing the […]
24.5 points, 9.9 assists (2nd in NBA), 5.6 rebounds, 1st seed in the East all year, a PS3 video game main character face—everything coming up Cade Cunningham. A first-team All-NBA spot guaranteed—Top 5 MVP finish automated. Cade Cunningham led a team of guys who will swing on you if you graze their sneakers walking past […]
Look, guys, believe it or not, I’m not Scrooge McDucking into a pool of gold dublooms every AM. Stephen A. Smith is one of the most financially successful black men in media and if I want to make the big dollars, I need to follow his formula to get paid: smooch rich white men—telling them […]
Last season, the Houston Rockets made the playoffs, first time post-Covid, post-James Harden, post-Daryl Morey, post-haste. 7-game battle with the Golden State Warriors but lost in the first round. The problem was clear: Houston needed playmaking in the halfcourt. Their defense could generate turnovers—getting Amen Thompson out for highlight reel fastbreaks—but when the game slowed […]
The 7th annual AEW Revolution. 7 years. Back-to-back years getting 10,000+ fans packed into the Los Angeles Lakers arena to watch people kick each other in the face. What a time to be alive. MJF and Hangman competed in one of the greatest Texas Death Matches in company history. Will Ospreay returned to chase off […]
Directed by (and also starring), Louis Theroux—Netflix’s newest documentary “Inside The Manosphere” is a tame, surface-level look into the lives of 4 internet influecers—HSTikkyTokky, Sneako, Myron Gaines and Justin Waller—who’ve amassed fortunes through kindergaten level “girls have cooties” content for young men who’ve been bludgeon by life, looking for someone to blame. The “red pill”-ers […]
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