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Apparently You’re Allowed To Sexually Assault 22 Women and Then Just Go To Work

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Houston Texans starting quarterback, Deshaun Watson, is currently facing 22 civil lawsuits including claims of sexual assault and harassment from various masseuses across the larger Houston area. He also just casually showed up to training camp this week as if there isn’t a line of women all waiting for their opportunity to testify against this rub and tug obsessed maniac.

Now, you can make the argument that Watson essentially has to go to practice or else he owes the team $50,000 for every day he doesn’t arrive. However, Deshaun Watson was demanding a trade prior to these women coming forward to reveal that he’s a sex pest so you would assume he was going to training camp and was willing to pay the fines before but now he’s suddenly a Texans-first guy.

There are 22 lawsuits against this weirdo and 10 cases have been brought to the Houston police. No one seems to be rushing to get this trial started as everyone is still collecting evidence or in Watson’s case, preparing their defense so we may not see him enter a court until long after the 2021 NFL season begins.

From Deshaun Watson’s perspective, of course he wants to go out there considering the alternative is sitting at home talking to lawyers and having to reread his creepy texts beggings masseuses to let him in through back doors wearing only a towel and his other nasty shit all while cutting checks to a football team that he never wanted to play for.

On the other end, Houston needs Deshaun in the building focused on football so they can trade that asshole as soon as possible. It does not behoove the Texans to have the most expensive player on the team refusing to leave his bed.

So I want to make it very clear that this is the NFL’s fault. One of your biggest stars has sexually assaulted over 20 women. You cannot allow him to just clock in on Monday as if the local police aren’t currently scrolling through his Instagram DMs.

What is the purpose of having the Commissioner’s Exempt List if you aren’t going to, ya know, use it? I don’t want to hear “innocent until proven guilty” shit. If there are 20+ victims that live in Houston then why should they have to suffer and see Watson play every Sunday and be treated like a superhero with no consequences when the NFL can end this by placing Deshaun on the exempt list and we can all keep it moving.

It’s very odd that as you read this, Deshaun Watson is at the watercooler with the boys just like, talking about DaBaby’s Rolling Loud performance as if he didn’t cum on strangers without their consent.

 

 

 

 


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